NFL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - ISOLATED PHASE! Part One!

[Hollywood Cannon]

What about the Desert Ducks head coach?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

What about the Desert Ducks head coach?

We'll just keep everything separate so we don't have to do crazy searches, and also we'll avoid arguments.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

We'll just keep everything separate so we don't have to do crazy searches, and also we'll avoid arguments.

I iz disappoint.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

I iz disappoint.

By all means, go ahead and draft the college coach who bailed after two pro years, probably because he couldn't stand losing more than 2 games in a season.

 

[Lord Defect]

What. We’re picking actual players? Where is the fast food, the arena vendor prices, the mascots?

 

[Lord Defect]

The unnamed no location team will be taking Bo Jackson
@Chuck Downie

 

[Chuck Downie]

First football pick will be coach John Madden

@Young Sandwich

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

By all means, go ahead and draft the college coach who bailed after two pro years, probably because he couldn't stand losing more than 2 games in a season.

His quarterbacks were [Redacted] and a bum broken [Redacted].

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

His quarterbacks were [Redacted] and a bum broken [Redacted].

Excellent name evasion

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

His quarterbacks were [Redacted] and a bum broken [Redacted].

The Dolphins could have signed [Redacted] but chose [Redacted]. They made their bed.

 

[Lord Defect]

First football pick will be coach John Madden

@Young Sandwich

Bastard.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

The Dolphins could have signed [Redacted] but chose [Redacted]. They made their bed.

That’s a doctor issue not a a Desert Ducks HC issue.

 

[Young Sandwich]

I'll take my favorite player from my Youngest Sandwich days.

WR - Jerry Rice

@Beef Invictus, your time has finally come.

 

[Young Sandwich]

I'm still not getting direct mention notifications. My sponsorship is bullshit.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I know EXACTLY who Beef should pick ... but will he?

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I'll take my favorite player from my Youngest Sandwich days.

WR - Jerry Rice

@Beef Invictus, your time has finally come.

That's because he's the best North American pro athlete ever. Not Ruth, not Gretzky, not Jordan. Jerry Rice.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I know EXACTLY who Beef should pick ... but will he?

[Redacted]?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

That's because he's the best North American pro athlete ever. Not Ruth, not Gretzky. Jerry Rice.

Yeah, but [Redacted] took his daughter to prom...

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

[Redacted]?

You nailed it!

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Yeah, but [Redacted] took his daughter to prom...

I had to Google this. If he gets selected, I'm calling the police.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I had to Google this. If he gets selected, I'm calling the police.

Who would have thought the top two players in Playoff Receiving Yards would be tied together in such a way?

Not I. Earth Prime is stupid even in football.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

I'll take my favorite player from my Youngest Sandwich days.

WR - Jerry Rice

@Beef Invictus, your time has finally come.

The true GOAT. f*** [Redacted].

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I may just start arguing with people on this board and redact every player’s name. I can never be wrong and no one can ever be certain of who I am talking about.

I am a genius.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

I may just start arguing with people on this board and redact every players name. I can never be wrong and no one can ever be certain or who I am talking about.

I am a genius.

Yeah, but posters like [Redacted] and [Redacted] are too stupid and wouldn't be able to follow along.

 

[mja]

Not enough ranch in this thread.