NFL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - ISOLATED PHASE! Part One!

Captain Dave Poulin

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So... Cap we're drafting individual uniforms like home and away? How's this working? I figured we were taking a catalog of a specific year or something.

I thought of it as drafting all of a team's uniforms - these guys have been more specific than that, but this is probably a better way to do it anyway. We can think of the ones we name as our "Main Uniform" I guess, and then if we need to change for away games, we can pull the opposite uniforms from the same team and year. Or we could pull another year out for that one, but from the same team. There shouldn't be any overlap, since the Law of No Duplicates would force me to cut a bitch.
 
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I thought of it as drafting all of a team's uniforms - these guys have been more specific than that, but this is probably a better way to do it anyway. We can think of the ones we name as our "Main Uniform" I guess, and then if we need to change for away games, we can pull the opposite uniforms from the same team and year. Or we could pull another year out for that one, but from the same team. There shouldn't be any overlap, since the Law of No Duplicates would force me to cut a bitch.
Just trying to get out ahead of it!
 

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It's time to finish checking off my favorite players before I get too cute. MLB Fred Warner

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OK I have several players I want to take right now. I'm going to presume at least two of them are going to be left alone by you people, and I'm gonna dive at the QB I want.

Peyton Manning (QB)

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Another guy who doesn't really need a writeup. Everyone knows him and what he can do. When Manning was your QB, your offensive coordinator didn't have to do much work. Plays called were a neat starting point, but Peyton would check out defense and matchups and then change the play to whatever was best. If you played him once, he would remember your tendencies forever and then exploit them later. For example, when he ran for the slowest TD in NFL history he did so because he remembered in a preseason game years earlier the LB on that side would drop back when X formation ran Y routes and therefore he knew he had time to stroll in. Also, he once rubbed his butthole on somebody's face, which is a trait I think CF88's roster should bear in mind while dealing with him and this skill will complement my murderers and proto-murderers well. Peyton combined with DeSean Jackson and AB would have been unfun for other teams.

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CanadianFlyer88

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OK I have several players I want to take right now. I'm going to presume at least two of them are going to be left alone by you people, and I'm gonna dive at the QB I want.

Peyton Manning (QB)

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Another guy who doesn't really need a writeup. Everyone knows him and what he can do. When Manning was your QB, your offensive coordinator didn't have to do much work. Plays called were a neat starting point, but Peyton would check out defense and matchups and then change the play to whatever was best. If you played him once, he would remember your tendencies forever and then exploit them later. For example, when he ran for the slowest TD in NFL history he did so because he remembered in a preseason game years earlier the LB on that side would drop back when X formation ran Y routes and therefore he knew he had time to stroll in. Also, he once rubbed his butthole on somebody's face, which is a trait I think CF88's roster should bear in mind while dealing with him and this skill will complement my murderers and proto-murderers well. Peyton combined with DeSean Jackson and AB would have been unfun for other teams.

@Young Sandwich
You = the Germans:

 

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I was surprised to see this mountain of a man still available at this point. Arguably the greatest offensive tackle to play the game. Nine time first team All-Pro, 11 pro bowl appearances, and a laundry list of accomplishments you'll just have to take my word for. Despite his history of injuries, he missed just three games during his first 12 seasons. In addition to his talents as a blocker, he was also a capable receiver, notching seven receptions for 18 yards and scoring four touchdowns on tackle-eligible plays. I bet he could long snap to himself and punt if they needed him to.


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Captain Dave Poulin

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I was surprised to see this mountain of a man still available at this point. Arguably the greatest offensive tackle to play the game. Nine time first team All-Pro, 11 pro bowl appearances, and a laundry list of accomplishments you'll just have to take my word for. Despite his history of injuries, he missed just three games during his first 12 seasons. In addition to his talents as a blocker, he was also a capable receiver, notching seven receptions for 18 yards and scoring four touchdowns on tackle-eligible plays. I bet he could long snap to himself and punt if they needed him to.
OT - Anthony Muñoz

@Chuck Downie

The cool thing is that we are drafting offense and defense at the same time, so it takes more strategy to find the right balance ... even though we are all super-powered and overcharged and loaded.
 

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