Again, someone who doesn't need explanation here.
Michael Vick (Flex)
You see this correctly, Tiger Pants. My flex is Mike Vick. He won't play QB. He'll be some kind of WB/HB, or maybe OJ lines up at FB; my team is gonna do weird 30s and 40s shit where player roles don't exactly match their labels, and the desperation throw from running positions returns. On any play where he gets the ball, he may throw off the bootleg if the run is too covered, or he'll make an entire team look stupid and run for 20 yards. Nobody will know who Bednarik is snapping the ball to. I mean, mostly it'll be Peyton, but sometimes it'll be the southpaw HB with an arm and freakish ability. It's also worth noting that Bednarik is well acquainted with playing in an unorthodox offense, as Munger's Quakers featured a TB and WB dual throw/run threat that was arguably the 3rd best team in college. See? There's method here, even beyond mere revenge-murder.
And that freakish athletic ability is why I have to squeeze this guy onto my team even if he's out of position. Gibbs can and will find a way to use it, as will Peyton. Can he catch? He's one of the greatest athletes the game has seen, he'll learn. My mantra for years has been that athletic freaks of nature who dominate college cannot be trusted to do the same in the NFL. Vick is the ultimate exception to that rule. He destroyed college with some absolutely silly shit. He hit the NFL and continued to do absolutely silly shit. I need this. Most of those athletic players flame out because they're not used to having to actually learn the intricacies of football and do all the mental work. For most of his career, Vick also refused to do that work but he didn't flame out. It didn't matter. Dude could go into games against defenses blind and just wing it successfully. However, that is also why he cannot be my actual QB. Here, look at this:
This butchering took a year off my life:
Good luck to teams figuring out what my offense is gonna be doing on any given play. Also of note, Vick was imprisoned for torturing and murdering dogs. Anyone that disgustingly violent and sadistic is capable of doing bad things, a trait which CF88's roster should take note of.
@Captain Dave Poulin
