News From Around The League - Part XXXVII

[Nick0930]

He would've looked really stupid if the Kings ended up winning though.

And that scoreboard is ****ing terrible.

 

[Lou is God]

I'm not a fan of cocky celebrations but Yakupovs was so ****ing awesome. It was so simple. He went ape **** and slid down ice. Must be a russian thing.

Not exactly:

 

[New Jersey Devils]

Posted on the main board, but check out the number Mat Dumba got from the wild

 

[apice3*]

What's wrong with 55?

 

[njdevils1982]

What's wrong with 55?

nothing you dumbass.

 

[aboriginal]

thats pretty thickheaded

 

[Chessarmy]

oh, the 5's are S's.

heh

 

[apice3*]

Wow that's amazing now.

 

[CerebralGenesis]

Ya I didn't get it at first

 

[DevilsTilIDie]

"Philadelphia Flyers · 847,692 like this 22 minutes ago ·
..Mike Knuble is on the plane with the Flyers. He will wear No. 9"

Flyers got Knuble back.

 

[Better Call Sal]

thats pretty thickheaded

"I'm a go getter! Dumass material all the way!"

 

[GameSeven]

While I've seen others quote their prophetic posts, here's mine:

Dude needs to wear number 55. If he starts a website, he can use www.dumba55.com

 

[manilaNJ]

A Girl's Guide to Watching the Rangers

 

[Devils Nick30]

A Girl's Guide to Watching the Rangers

I don't even care about the content. The website is just terrible. 5 page article with like two paragraphs on each page? Could easily be done on 1 page

 

[GM17*]

I don't even care about the content. The website is just terrible. 5 page article with like two paragraphs on each page? Could easily be done on 1 page

I don't believe it. Women never go on long-winded rants without breaks in between thoughts.

 

[manilaNJ]

I don't even care about the content. The website is just terrible. 5 page article with like two paragraphs on each page? Could easily be done on 1 page

Because the amount of stupid in a slideshow that basically says, "Shut up woman and distract yourself by getting all giggly over Lundqvist. " is too much for 1 page.

The internet would kill itself in disgrace.

 

[AfroThunder396]

....he is pretty handsome, though.

 

[manilaNJ]

No lie, I find his looks to be a tad overrated. I know more straight guys who get all swoony for him than ladies.

Just throwing that out there. I don't intend to find out why.

 

[CerebralGenesis]

So that is what its like to watch a hockey game as a woman. Now you know

 

[Cowbell232]

They took it down.

For all the **** we give the Devils - at least they don't do that! Haha

 

[Nick0930]

Heh, Mezaros is out for a month now. Time to offer sheet Subban. If they're willing to give Weber an insane amount of money, I don't see why they wouldn't give PK around $5.5-$6 million.

 

[aboriginal]

Heh, Mezaros is out for a month now. Time to offer sheet Subban. If they're willing to give Weber an insane amount of money, I don't see why they wouldn't give PK around $5.5-$6 million.

sheeting pk would **** us. and lou wouldnt sheet anyone anyways.

 

[manilaNJ]

They took it down.

For all the **** we give the Devils - at least they don't do that! Haha

It's been getting rightfully slaughtered all over twitter right now

For those that "missed" it:

Step 1. Don't ask silly girl questions while boy stuff is happening on the ice
Step 2. Study names online cause "Staal" and "Del Zotto" can be a lot for silly girl brains to handle
Step 3. Here's Lundqvist, he's pretty right?
Step 4. I think my brain already killed off the lingering memories of whatever else was on this slideshow.

 

[AZNDevil]

Good thing the Devils Generals made one for us guys. I need to make sure I'm at my manliest for hockey matches.
http://devilsarmyblog.com/2013/01/25/a-guys-guide-to-watching-the-devils/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

 

[Saugus]

Watched the Caps game yesterday versus the Habs and it was a complete chaos. The level of intensity was negative 10, Ovy looked like he didn't have a care in the world, the defense looked liked they never played a NHL game in their live and the crowd didn't say a peep the entire freaking game.

It was a absolute joke.

I'd love to see that again tonight.

A Girl's Guide to Watching the Rangers

I'm sorry I missed this. Sounds like it was dreadful.

Good thing the Devils Generals made one for us guys. I need to make sure I'm at my manliest for hockey matches.
http://devilsarmyblog.com/2013/01/25/a-guys-guide-to-watching-the-devils/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

Great satire.