Ok now do low points.
Body bag game
Zorn swinging gate play or whatever the f*** that was
The empty stadium vs KC at the end of Shanny's run iirc
SB blowout loss to the Raiders ugh
RG3 shredding his knee
The Frerotte headbutt lol
Joe T's leg snap
Alex Smith's leg snap
probably more than one blowout loss to the Cowboys on Thanksgiving I just can't recall
#21 RIP
RAW SEWAGE!
why is this list so much longer than the other one?
- The Eagles laughing us out of our own stadium the night we announced the McNabb extension with a Vick to DJax bomb setting the tone on the opening play.
- John Beck’s only completions in a game coming via throws to RBs… which was Mike Shanahan’s first and only shutout loss in his career.
- Cousins season-ending INT at home vs the Giants.
- Gibbs 2.0 calling two timeouts in a row and getting a 15-yard penalty against Buffalo to set up the losing field goal the game after ST21 was murdered.
- Winning a meaningless game against Miami to fall to second overall in the draft and not getting Joe Burrow.
- Haynesworth lying on the field. Actually, just Haynesworth in general.
- Honoring Sean Taylor’s memory with a low-budget wire hanger dummy and pictures with the family in front of portable shitters in the parking lot.
- Detroit snapping their 18-game losing streak vs Washington in 2009.
- Westbrook punching Stephen Davis in training camp.
- Botching the snap on the potential game winning field goal vs Tampa in the playoffs in ‘99.
- Booting Darrell for Deon.
I need to go lie down. Why do I watch this team.