Because it's boring as ****. Baseball is good for kids and old folks because both groups have nothing but time on their hands.
I'll go to a game but it's primarily to sit outside and drink beer. Citifield has open concourses which are fantastic. I've gone to games there and never even gone to my seats.
And Jeter sucks.
Hah, I was the same way in San Diego. We used to go to PetCo Park all the time yet I couldn't name a single player on the Padres. We'd just sit outside in the beautiful weather and slam beers until it was time to go to the bars.
I hope the Orioles and Nats do well because my friends are fans but I couldn't care less about the sport.