OT: MLB Thread - Part XIX: Yankees Hire Boone. Joe Buck Still Unenthused

[JESSEWENEEDTOCOOK]

Here comes Green to get his head knocked in again

Green’s been pretty fine man

definitely more consistent than some of the other bozos

 

[Machinehead]

The Rangers have so many guys I hate.

THESE Rangers, not THOSE Rangers.

Although...

 

[Machinehead]

Green’s been pretty fine man

definitely more consistent than some of the other bozos

Bozos like Robertson?

 

[JESSEWENEEDTOCOOK]

Bozos like Robertson?

yes exactly

 

[Machinehead]

This umpire is a crime against humanity.

 

[JESSEWENEEDTOCOOK]

lead off walk for @darko ‘s best friend and presumed husband drob

 

[2Leetch_94]

If DRob was facing Judge, that walk is a strikeout.

 

[JESSEWENEEDTOCOOK]

*LITERALLY* everyone going yard

 

[2Leetch_94]

Still remember listening to his starts at Trenton back in the day. All these years later, it's come to this.

 

[Bob Richards]

Still remember listening to his starts at Trenton back in the day. All these years later, it's come to this.

mfw Phil Hughes holds the league record for strikeout-to-walk ratio in a single season.

 

[darko]

lead off walk for @darko ‘s best friend and presumed husband drob

Scoreless inning

 

[darko]

Huh?

Green's been fine for the most part this season, lol.

Mid 2's ERA. 34/5 K/BB in 21 innings. Not sure what more could people expect.

 

[RGY]

Still remember listening to his starts at Trenton back in the day. All these years later, it's come to this.

Would absolutely pick him up and put him in AAA as another arm

 

[romba]

#HughesRulesFTW

 

[RGY]

Thinking one of our pitchers should put one in Odor’s back in the 6th inning tonight or tomorrow. Won’t stand for that shit with flubber boy Colon hitting Torres last night.

 

[BMOK33]

Thinking one of our pitchers should put one in Odor’s back in the 6th inning tonight or tomorrow. Won’t stand for that **** with flubber boy Colon hitting Torres last night.

And Colon definitely will throw at guys as much as people think it may have not been intentional. I remember he threw at Jason Werth a few years ago during those stretches where the Mets were going like 3-14 vs the Nats every year

 

[RGY]

It cannot be ok to be throwing at our 20 year old top prospect because he hit a HR. And he did not even show him up. Meanwhile you have that clown Odor running around the bases for his LAST PLACE Texas Rangers celebrating like he just hit a game tying HR in the World Series.

We cannot come off as some soft weak team. Its not only protection of your own guys but it keeps the opposing hitters on their toes when in the box.

 

[romba]

It cannot be ok to be throwing at our 20 year old top prospect because he hit a HR. And he did not even show him up. Meanwhile you have that clown Odor running around the bases for his LAST PLACE Texas Rangers celebrating like he just hit a game tying HR in the World Series.

We cannot come off as some soft weak team. Its not only protection of your own guys but it keeps the opposing hitters on their toes when in the box.

I’m ok with no retaliation because teams definitely took notice of Judge and Stanton splitting of the Red Sea I mean Red Sox last time someone decided to plunk us purposely. And Gary taking a few freebie cheap shots in the fight at the end of last year helps as well. We need to stay away from suspensions if at all possible. But if a Yankee gets hit tonight again though then I’m flying out to Texas myself...and will proceed to yell insults from a safe distance.

 

[Machinehead]

I wouldn't hit Odor. -0.8 WAR might be contagious.

 

[GoAwayPanarin]

Colon throws like 3 mph and I don’t think he meant to hit him on an 0-2 pitch.

No need to start shit vs a last place team unless they do something to deserve it.

 

[JESSEWENEEDTOCOOK]

gleyber should have hit a screaming line drive at big sexy’s continent sized belly

wait

 

[PlamsUnlimited]

gleyber should have hit a screaming line drive at big sexy’s continent sized belly

wait

Would get stuck in the belly button somewhere

 

[Brooklyn Rangers Fan]

Would get stuck in the belly button somewhere

It's the "somewhere" that makes this particularly amusing – like there are 814 individual locations within his bellybutton where said baseball might lodge.

 

[JESSEWENEEDTOCOOK]

apparently the mets signed bautista for...reasons.

 

[Ex Officer Friendly]

Lol you guys making fun of Colon cause he’s fat... so original.



Pathetic