OT: MLB Thread - Part XIX: Yankees Hire Boone. Joe Buck Still Unenthused

[JESSEWENEEDTOCOOK]

Lol you guys making fun of Colon cause he’s fat... so original.



Pathetic

He makes fun of himself for being fat, dude. I’m fat myself. Lighten up.

 

[GoAwayPanarin]

Never change Mets.

 

[RGY]

apparently the mets signed bautista for...reasons.

Really cannot hurt them, but is he any better than their OF and Frazier when everyone is healthy? Which they arent far off from being healthy from what I have heard.

 

[Bob Richards]

Jose Bautista. Oh f***ing right, bud.

Hopefully we can just tape a picture of his 2010 season stats over his face.

In all honesty, why the f*** not. Adrian isn't good but he's not near as dreadful as I assumed at the beginning so maybe we strike false-gold paint twice.

 

[Cassano]

lolmets

 

[Bob Richards]

Jose Bautista. Oh ****ing right, bud.

Hopefully we can just tape a picture of his 2010 season stats over his face.

In all honesty, why the **** not. Adrian isn't good but he's not near as dreadful as I assumed at the beginning so maybe we strike false-gold paint twice.

This is not a ringing endorsement for Gonzalez. He is still bad, just regular bad.

It's just after SP I assumed he would be a .350 OPS player.

 

[JESSEWENEEDTOCOOK]

It was more than just making fun of me 20 years. It’s a part of my life that for lack of a better term ruined me for a large chunk of my life. When you get told not to bother trying to hang yourself cause you’re too fat for the rope. When all I had done is move into a new school district, if you still can’t understand why insulting someone for being fat bothers me then idk what to tell you.

All I did was move to a new school and cause I wasn’t rich and perfect then I got bashed. It was something I loved with for years with no help or support from anyone.

I mean, yeah, that’s very well f***ed, but children are evil, disgusting creatures who have no semblance of empathy. I dealt with the same type of shit; it got to a point where I wouldn’t go to school for well over a year and lied about having social anxiety to avoid going.

I moved past it, but, yeah, I get why you’d be sensitive about the topic. Just because I’m over it doesn’t mean you are, or should be.

Sorry for being a dick.

 

[Mac n Gs]

Mets have the most f***ing lit lineup if we were still in 2012.

 

[Ex Officer Friendly]

I mean, yeah, that’s very well ****ed, but children are evil, disgusting creatures who have no semblance of empathy. I dealt with the same type of ****; it got to a point where I wouldn’t go to school for well over a year and lied about having social anxiety to avoid going.

I moved past it, but, yeah, I get why you’d be sensitive about the topic. Just because I’m over it doesn’t mean you are, or should be.

Sorry for being a dick.

Thank you I appreciate that, while I am over it I’m still not at the same time. It does drive me to be a better person. I originally came in here to actually make fun of my team for signing Joey Bats lol

 

[Brooklyn Rangers Fan]

You're right, @Ex Officer Friendly – I piggybacked on the joke, because I found the phrasing funny, but it was wrong.

Apologies, my friend.

 

[darko]

I'm ripped .... am still ripped.

Come at me.

 

[Ex Officer Friendly]

Im fat right now.

Funny enough, Bartolo has essentially the sane proportions as I do right now.

I cut out soda tho and ive been slimming down.

I mean anyone who knows me off of here would remember me at my heaviest in comparison to now.. all simple things help like cutting out soda. Every morning rather than taking the subway I walk so now I average just normal every day walking 7-8 miles a day.

I do apologize also cause I did get heated also but it is one of those trigger things that set me off.

 

[RGY]

I mean anyone who knows me off of here would remember me at my heaviest in comparison to now.. all simple things help like cutting out soda. Every morning rather than taking the subway I walk so now I average just normal every day walking 7-8 miles a day.

I do apologize also cause I did get heated also but it is one of those trigger things that set me off.

7-8 miles is quite the amount of cardio.

 

[GoAwayPanarin]

I was fat back in the day...pushing 260. I'm now 178.

Stop drinking soda and play hockey.

Refined sugar is the root of all evil.

GJ on the weight loss though.

 

[RGY]

Refined sugar is the root of all evil.

GJ on the weight loss though.

Beer is the root of all evil...

But its just so tasty

 

[Ex Officer Friendly]

7-8 miles is quite the amount of cardio.

I try to walk everywhere... I intentionally park further away from my bus stop (except in snow/rain), I walk to work rather than the subway, I walk to off site meetings, and then the normal running around the office. Sometimes I’ll even take a bus that will put my in the center of my town then walk another mile back to my car. All cause I know I don’t have time to get to a gym on a regular basis. I cut out beer all together, just jack daniels, I regulated what I eat (as little McDonald’s as possible) not too late etc etc.

I also intentionally will not change my drivers license photo cause it’s a reminder of the time I didn’t have a neck and couldn’t see my feet.

 

[darko]

Beer is the root of all evil...

But its just so tasty

You can get away with beers if your diet is spot on.

 

[17futurecap]

Wonder if Yanks start Cole for German next week, even if he can only throw 60-70 pitches.

 

[JESSEWENEEDTOCOOK]

Torres is *LITERALLY* god

 

[LeetchisGod]

Torres is *LITERALLY* god

He needs to move up in the order. He's already one of the better hitters on the team.

 

[JESSEWENEEDTOCOOK]

Still really like German’s potential. Not ready to give up on him, but he needs to find an in between. He has the talent to be a quality starter IMO.

 

[JESSEWENEEDTOCOOK]

He needs to move up in the order. He's already one of the better hitters on the team.

I mean, I agree, but having a guy like Torres at 8 or 9 is just unfair to the other team. No easy innings.

 

[17futurecap]

Still really like German’s potential. Not ready to give up on him, but he needs to find an in between. He has the talent to be a quality starter IMO.

His ability to miss bats looks real good, needs to limit the walks.

 

[Cassano]

Odor is gonna do something stupid by the end if the series.

 

[darko]

His ability to miss bats looks real good, needs to limit the walks.

Yup.