Hellcat
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Marner is a nifty shinny hockey player that does crap we joked about and did on a pond for fun. That's it. He is an attraction like Harlem Globetrotters or what have you. He can't compete in a legit hard hitting tightly contested serious hockey game. It's like Pascal Siakim and why we dumped him for not being able to perform in the playoffs without a Kawhi.
You're free to feel differently but the results don't lie. The stats aren't fake. He is an elimination game fader and as far as games 5 6 7 in any series his performance are less than a Kerfoot.
You know who signs Marner? A stupid manager worried about his job and needs a star attraction to do kids moves on the ice with higher degree of success than everyone else that does that junk. Most just let it die in Jr's.
There are now all kinds of kids doing lame Marner moves trying to replicate his lame hockey gimmick. Guy is going to ruin serious athletes with NHL aspirations ffs
5-6-7 if there would only be more Magic Mitch hits, that would have changed everything. Grrrr damn you Mitch and your less than awesome hits ...
Yet with all you said and trust me it was a lot of something, Cooper still has him on the top line, with McDavid and Reinhart. You'd think they hire a coach for Team Canada that knows as much about hockey as you do. Cooper? Cooper? Cooper... nope never heard of him.