Miscellaneous NHL Discussion XCIII: Spring has Sprung

[Beef Invictus]

Alright, I've heard these songs before. Let's get hockeying. Go. Go.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

This Tampa defense corps is downright Hakstokian with the injuries.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Leafs are starting fights? But I was told they are too soft and scared for that.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Siegenthaler being a Healthy Scratch is also Hakstokian. This is quite the hockeying night.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Siegenthaler being a Healthy Scratch is also Hakstokian. This is quite the hockeying night.

 

[Magua]

Siegenthaler being a Healthy Scratch is also Hakstokian. This is quite the hockeying night.

80 games as a vital top 4 defenseman. Excellent season. 1 game playoff sample of still good stuff in a bad team effort. By golly, that’s HockeyGuy’s music! Woof ^nth degree.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Soft, offensive Marner effectively killing penalties eh

 

[Beef Invictus]

80 games as a vital top 4 defenseman. Excellent season. 1 game playoff sample of still good stuff in a bad team effort. By golly, that’s HockeyGuy’s music! Woof ^nth degree.

That's worse than I thought.

 

[Magua]

That's worse than I thought.

It’s like there’s flooding in the basement, so your solution is to demolish your roof.

 

[Beef Invictus]

 

[JojoTheWhale]

This is not an “I told you so.” It’s a preparatory statement for subsequent trade discussions.

There was a point at which you probably could have gotten Nylander and another very good asset for Provorov. You might have been able to get Marner, but probably not. That’s what we mean when we say market value can outstrip actual on ice value of some of your good players.

 

[Curufinwe]

Silly Tampa not realizing defense is how you win Cups.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

What the hell lmao

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Tampa is a wounded duck without Hedman & Cernak.

 

[Rebels57]

Tampa is a wounded duck without Hedman & Cernak.

Sucks that they lost Cernak because of a cheapshot. Bunting for Cernak is a great trade for Toronto.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Tampa is a wounded duck without Hedman & Cernak.

Myers can’t draw in even with Hedman and Cernak out.

 

[Curufinwe]

Myers can’t draw in even with Hedman and Cernak out.

Can’t Phil in, either.

 

[DancingPanther]

Haula atchya bois

 

[Strawberry Fields]

**** the Rags

 

[Magua]

Devils losing 2-1 now. 31 xGF% 5v5.

Great benching.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Devils need to find offense

 

[Cody Webster]

Toronto fans are trash

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

 

[Strawberry Fields]

This is almost exactly what I picture when I see the comments on old fight videos about how modern hockey players are soft p*ssies