Miscellaneous NHL Discussion XCI: Bring Your Own Mustard

[kudymen]

I wonder what is Hagg hiding between the top of his head and the helmet

 

[Flyerfan4life]

I wonder what is Hagg hiding between the top of his head and the helmet

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well it isnt hockey skill thats for sure

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

I’ve heard this one before.


He’s going to f*** the dog.

 

[Strawberry Fields]

When Bruce coached the Bears, he and Bob Woods (assistant coach) always watched warmups from the stands, and they always sat just two or three rows directly behind my family's seats. We sat (and still sit) where the visiting team warmed up so I'm not sure if they were doing some quick last minute scouting or what, I've never seen another coach do it since. It was always cool to see him there though I never approached him or anything (though I was just an 8-9 year old kid so I'm sure he probably would've humored me for a minute).

He more or less laid down roots in Hershey before taking the Vancouver job and owns a pretty new lower level junior team here (one of his sons is a coach for them) so I would not be shocked if he just heads back "home" and focuses his energy on that at this point. Though I would still love to see him win a Cup.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

 

[Striiker]

I hate when people say shit like “mid”

 

[Rebels57]

 

[Flyerfan4life]

good nite in the metro standings..

everyone got points in front of us...

 

[Magua]

When another GM talks about a re-tool, I'm licking my dang chops to trade with them. That Canucks pick could absolutely be top 10. Forget Boeser or those ridiculous ideas, it's that pick I want. Or even their 2024 pick, without protections. We can talk Provorov, taking someone like Myers back to get even more value, buy low on Garland, whatever. Forget it with Fletcher or Briere, but someone like Eric Tulsky would send Jimmy Rutherford to the retirement home.

 

[mja]

I wonder what is Hagg hiding between the top of his head and the helmet

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It’s a little raccoon that controls his movements on the ice. Unfortunately, the raccoon isn’t much better at hockey than Hagg is so it’s a wash.

 

[BigToe]

When another GM talks about a re-tool, I'm licking my dang chops to trade with them. That Canucks pick could absolutely be top 10. Forget Boeser or those ridiculous ideas, it's that pick I want. Or even their 2024 pick, without protections. We can talk Provorov, taking someone like Myers back to get even more value, buy low on Garland, whatever. Forget it with Fletcher or Briere, but someone like Eric Tulsky would send Jimmy Rutherford to the retirement home.

I'd give them whatever they want for that pick.

 

[Magua]

I'd give them whatever they want for that pick.

Your soul?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Your soul?

Toes don’t have souls.

 

[Chinatown88]

Your soul?

His solid gold nail clipper.

 

[Magua]

Toes don’t have souls.

Soles?

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Filet of sole?

 

[DancingPanther]

Another coast to coast goal for the goat today

 

[Don Nachbaur 26]

When Bruce coached the Bears, he and Bob Woods (assistant coach) always watched warmups from the stands, and they always sat just two or three rows directly behind my family's seats. We sat (and still sit) where the visiting team warmed up so I'm not sure if they were doing some quick last minute scouting or what, I've never seen another coach do it since. It was always cool to see him there though I never approached him or anything (though I was just an 8-9 year old kid so I'm sure he probably would've humored me for a minute).

He more or less laid down roots in Hershey before taking the Vancouver job and owns a pretty new lower level junior team here (one of his sons is a coach for them) so I would not be shocked if he just heads back "home" and focuses his energy on that at this point. Though I would still love to see him win a Cup.

Yeah, he lives in the townhomes on the Hershey CC. At his age, perhaps working as a consultant or something would be best.

 

[BernieParent]

Toes don’t have souls.

Do they have soles?

Soles?

Stay out of my schtick!

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

It felt like he was in the NHL because that’s what we’ve become accustomed to #1 overall picks to do but not much else suggested it about his actual play to that point. So not too surprising be struggled pretty badly.

 

[Magua]

He's an 18 year old rookie, but Slafkovsky just did not overly impress me as a 1st overall or even as a top 5 guy. Did not like his pace of play in what I saw. But international tournaments make GMs go wild. Short of Cooley, that draft was always screaming out for trade downs. Then you had the Devils weirdly took Nemec at 2nd overall *throws hands up*.

 

[BigToe]

I hate when people say shit like “mid”

Very mid of you

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Does anyone else hate hockey jerseys worth words like the new Coyotes jersey? I’m not talking like Rangers jerseys.

That jersey would look so much better with a logo.

 

[DancingPanther]

Does anyone else hate hockey jerseys worth words like the new Coyotes jersey? I’m not talking like Rangers jerseys.

That jersey would look so much better with a logo.

Do you mean those stupid cranberry sauce ones?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Do you mean those stupid cranberry sauce ones?

Yes.