Series Talk: MERRY XMAS!

Let's settle this

  • Ham

    Votes: 17 47.2%
  • Turkey

    Votes: 19 52.8%

  • Total voters
    36

JudoKoala

The Ghost of Joe Sacco
Aug 10, 2020
2,139
3,801
Toronto
Merry Christmas you cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sacks of monkey shit

:xcheers::xsign::xtree::x)::snow::scool:




Also, have we found the most divisive issue on HFAvs?

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sethro109

🏒 🎮🏈🇺🇸🍻
Sponsor
May 3, 2011
30,080
35,648
Centennial, CO
I need the votes to be public, who the f*** is voting for a shit protein like turkey?

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(unless it's for sandwiches, then turkey is fine)
Turkey can be amazing. I like to smoke mine in hickory the day before, let it rest two hours, then inject it with Frank's buffalo sauce and butter, throw in the fridge over night to marinate, then deepfry it to get it nice and crispy. Comes out fantastic.
 

expatriatedtexan

Illegitimati non carborundum
Aug 17, 2005
19,461
16,471
Turkey can be amazing. I like to smoke mine in hickory the day before, let it rest two hours, then inject it with Frank's buffalo sauce and butter, throw in the fridge over night to marinate, then deepfry it to get it nice and crispy. Comes out fantastic.
:laugh: My wife works for a Fire Department. She won't allow me to depfry a turkey. She knows me too well. Want to cook it quicker? Fill the thing up with more oil! KaBOOM!
 

sethro109

🏒 🎮🏈🇺🇸🍻
Sponsor
May 3, 2011
30,080
35,648
Centennial, CO
:laugh: My wife works for a Fire Department. She won't allow me to depfry a turkey. She knows me too well. Want to cook it quicker? Fill the thing up with more oil! KaBOOM!
I always fry my turkeys outside. I've never had one kaboom on me before, but I also don't dunk those f***ers in when they're frozen either. The deep-fry is also just to get it warm and crispy, the smoke already cooked it.
 

Snow Arc

Hiding out in treetops, shouting out rude names
Aug 14, 2020
6,381
8,056
Merry Christmas you cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sacks of monkey shit
Don't forget all the times we sold dope disguised as a nun
 

Ceremony

How I choose to feel is how I am
Jun 8, 2012
114,446
17,707
I need the votes to be public, who the f*** is voting for a shit protein like turkey?

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(unless it's for sandwiches, then turkey is fine)
Who the f*** cares about "protein" with their christmas dinner?
 

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