Series Talk: MERRY XMAS!

[RoyIsALegend]

My sister made a mini Avalanche and Broncos themed sports Christmas tree. Thought you guys would like it.
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Almost blocked Mother Mary! Close one.

 

[missionAvs]

Merry Christmas boyos!

 

[JudoKoala]

Merry Christmas you cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sacks of monkey shit






Also, have we found the most divisive issue on HFAvs?

 

[Tommy Shelby]

Ham is a Christmas food and Turkey is a Thanksgiving food

Ass is a universal food

 

[forsbergavs32]

My sister made a mini Avalanche and Broncos themed sports Christmas tree. Thought you guys would like it.
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Avs fan sister? Is she single?

 

[sethro109]

Avs fan sister? Is she single?

Nope. She's been married for 15+ years. I'll let her know she has options, though.

 

[JWK]

I need the votes to be public, who the f*** is voting for a shit protein like turkey?

(unless it's for sandwiches, then turkey is fine)

 

[Murzu]

I need the votes to be public, who the f*** is voting for a shit protein like turkey?

(unless it's for sandwiches, then turkey is fine)

Have you got JWK Twitter for yourself already?

 

[sethro109]

I need the votes to be public, who the f*** is voting for a shit protein like turkey?

(unless it's for sandwiches, then turkey is fine)

Turkey can be amazing. I like to smoke mine in hickory the day before, let it rest two hours, then inject it with Frank's buffalo sauce and butter, throw in the fridge over night to marinate, then deepfry it to get it nice and crispy. Comes out fantastic.

 

[expatriatedtexan]

Turkey can be amazing. I like to smoke mine in hickory the day before, let it rest two hours, then inject it with Frank's buffalo sauce and butter, throw in the fridge over night to marinate, then deepfry it to get it nice and crispy. Comes out fantastic.

My wife works for a Fire Department. She won't allow me to depfry a turkey. She knows me too well. Want to cook it quicker? Fill the thing up with more oil! KaBOOM!

 

[sethro109]

My wife works for a Fire Department. She won't allow me to depfry a turkey. She knows me too well. Want to cook it quicker? Fill the thing up with more oil! KaBOOM!

I always fry my turkeys outside. I've never had one kaboom on me before, but I also don't dunk those f***ers in when they're frozen either. The deep-fry is also just to get it warm and crispy, the smoke already cooked it.

 

[RoyIsALegend]

I need the votes to be public, who the f*** is voting for a shit protein like turkey?

(unless it's for sandwiches, then turkey is fine)

 

[Snow Arc]

Merry Christmas you cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sacks of monkey shit

Don't forget all the times we sold dope disguised as a nun

 

[UncleRisto]

Pass the ketchup.

You don't put ketchup on Christmas dinner, you put lingonberry jam on the liver, of course.

 

[The Moops]

 

[Jasenr]

Merry Christmas! Got myself self made(from friend) wool socks with Avs Logo which I will wear also in June when we win the cup