Series Talk: MERRY XMAS!

[Bensch88]

Commas are important. I can't tell if you are only wishing a merry christmas to shitheads who live in Germany, or if you are wishing a merry christmas to all shitheads and you're from Germany.

One seems borderline xenophobic, and the other seems more inclusive.

Either way, Merry Crimbo to one and all, shitheads or not, German or not.

Me lapping up Murzu's likes.

Merry christmas to All shitheads in the World from one shithead living in germany. And yeah, commas can save lives

 

[GeoRox89]

Merry Christmas to all, shitheads or otherwise

Where do I get one of these families with the incredible sounding dinners with more than one meat option?

Merry christmas to All shitheads in the World from one shithead living in germany. And yeah, commas can save lives

If the internet had taught me anything, it’s that commas are out there saving grandmas everywhere from their cannibalistic relatives

 

[SoundwaveIsCharisma]

My Portuguese family has:

Turkey
Ham
Roast beef
Potatoes with Portuguese sausage
Stuffing (2 different kinds)
Yams
Cabbage with Portuguese sausage
Octopus salad
Gravy + cranberry sauce
Wine, wine, wine, wine, wine, wine, wi...

Probably some other stuff I'm forgetting.

I think you're forgetting the wine.

 

[Lonewolfe2015]

Wouldn't be Christmas without giving the gift of likes to all!

 

[the_fan]

Happy Christmas and Merry Holidays to all!!!

 

[MacKaRant]

Merry Christmas!

Beef tenderloin is the family tradition. Not linked to any cultural traditions that I know of, it's just due to the fact that it's extremely tasty

 

[Elbombatzo]

Merry Christmas to all the great people here and your loved ones. im from germany, so i had some „Wiener und Kartoffelsalat“ for dinner.

 

[AvsWraith]

Merry X-mas! Hope everyone got the cards I sent out.

 

[AFK]

I didn't know they put together a video for this song. Badass!

 

[RoyIsALegend]

Pâté à la viande (meat pie)
meatballs in gravy
Turkey
Mashed potatoes

Dessert:
Bûche de Noel

I drop my own Buche de Noel a couple of hours after the big dinner.

 

[forsbergavs32]

Merry Christmas to you all, I hope you all open presents tonight to piss off @RoyIsALegend

 

[Bill Peckerskull]

Prime Rib

 

[The Moops]

I didn't know they put together a video for this song. Badass!

Every year we have this running gag at my house where my wife accuses me of forcing everyone to listen to "stupid post-rock" music because it has Christmas in the title when we all get to pick songs to listen to

 

[Snow Arc]

Merry Christmas! Happy Festivuus! Happy New Year!

Turkey is gross.

All of you shitheads, from germany.

-Poland

 

[RoyIsALegend]

Merry Christmas! Happy Festivuus! Happy New Year!

Turkey is gross.

Almost clicked like before I read the last comment.

 

[forsbergavs32]

Prime Rib

That’s dinner tonight

 

[expatriatedtexan]

Happy holidays all!

Tomrrow morning we'll start with Prime Rib and biscuits and gravy for breakfast. Then we'll open gifts and take a much needed nap before dinner which is of course the only true ansewr to the poll question: both turkey and ham will be had.

 

[Gumballhead]

We’re on a prime rib roll here - that’s what we’re having at my in-laws tonight. I cooked up some trap mac (look it up and never go back to normal mac and cheese) and some token green vegetables with garlic, and I know we are having ham and probably turkey too? American food but Filipino in amounts and variety, but also maybe there’s some Filipino food too. I honestly might not have room for beer and that’s blasphemy on par with spitting in the infant Jesus’s face or playing Kylington on the 4th line. Happy Christmas, you beautiful weirdos!

 

[Metallo]

Tonight's going to be raclette, foie gras, oysters and other stuff. It's going to be too much food and wine.

 

[Lonewolfe2015]

If you voted ham don't talk to me. EVER.

I'm eating turkey tonight just for you. #teamturkey

 

[the_fan]

I’m alone this holidays because wife and the kid are out of country. I think I’ll just order pizza and a hooker

 

[CharlesPuck]

Hyvää joulua!

Enjoy your mashed rutabaga casserole, mashed carrot casserole, mashed potato casserole, and ground liver casserole.

Pass the ketchup.

 

[MacKaRant]

I’m alone this holidays because wife and the kid are out of country. I think I’ll just order pizza and a hooker

Doesn't count, right?

(I mean the pizza for your keto diet.)

 

[expatriatedtexan]

I’m alone this holidays because wife and the kid are out of country. I think I’ll just order pizza and a hooker

I've had worse Christmases, and that was before the Navy.

 

[sethro109]

My sister made a mini Avalanche and Broncos themed sports Christmas tree. Thought you guys would like it.