Marlowe Syn
R-O-C-K-F-O-R-D
I'd trademark that asap if I were you.I mean, sure, but “80-year-old with dementia tends to fall down stairs” doesn’t hit as well as “Yale graduate f***ed a couch”. It does seem like some of the “terminally online” on the right are trying to spread similar disinformation about Walz, but it’s also failing to gain the reach it needs to sustain itself.
Though if a certain Mango Mussolini boosted those rumors (and he certainly would be the one to do so), it may find legs.
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