Let's be Leafs! Let's see what young future Stanley Cup, Con Smyth and Norris Trophy winners we can drum out of town: Nylander, Kapanen, Johnsson and a couple of consecutive first round picks and some Swedes from the Marlies to soften the blow of the team taking Nylander off our hands, oh well!
Then we resign Mitch Marner
and bring in Patrick O'Thuggo! We can get him to play as our right handed defenseman! Surely you can see how Boston is beating St. Louis up with folding chairs and spraying them with fire extinguishers, and the refs are not calling it- surely, surely the Leafs would get the same deal from the refs, American TV interest in the American NHL awarding the American Stanley Cup notwithstanding, What do you mean Kadri would be suspended for his length of the ice long skate for a headhunting shot? If that were the case, then trading all that young promising talent for grizzled 40 year old O'Thuggo with torn ACLs- and Leafs fans know trading young promising talent for diminishing returns is a Leafs thing, would suddenly be a mistake, some Harold Ballard styled, self imposed hell!
But imagine if an idiot gave us 4 consecutive first round picks. Imagine him in an Edmonton Oilers uniform. Or an Ottawa Senators uniform. Ivan Svensky, 1st overall pick! Then the next year, what are the odds? Another Ivan Svensky first overall! And then the third year- Can you believe it, yet another Ivan Svensky! And the fourth year? Could it be the rookie of the year, again, and again a possible Conn Smyth winner? Another Ivan Svensky! And then, who do we sign as an unrestricted free agent, a player who really struggled, a player who might really benefit form playing on a line with 2 Svenskys? We bring back, as an unrestricted free agent, Mitch Marner!