Maple Leafs announce Oreo as new helmet sponsor

[SheldonJPlankton]

I’ve legit never understood the whole dunking Oreos thing.

I don’t want a soggy cookie. Plus white milk is gross.

There used to be Oreos that changed white milk to blue.

 

[shakes the clown]

I’ve legit never understood the whole dunking Oreos thing.

I don’t want a soggy cookie. Plus white milk is gross.

One of the most overrated cookies sponsoring one of the most overrated franchises in pro sports.

Fitting.

makes sense now. You don't even know how to eat Oreo's yet you're here criticizing Oreo's?

PRO TIP: To take your Oreo enjoyment to the next level, get double stuff and put them in the freezer. Consume with milk.


You're welcome.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

makes sense now. You don't even know how to eat Oreo's yet you're here criticizing Oreo's?

PRO TIP: To take your Oreo enjoyment to the next level, get double stuff and put them in the freezer. Consume with milk.

I hate white milk.

 

[Enniskillen]

I hate white milk.

So you like chocolate milk?

 

[Voight]

buried in the twitter thread

https://x.com/i/web/status/1836082796751720862

EDIT: if you're not a Toronto fan #5 is retired

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Edit: Tanev's number is 8. Not sure what's going on with that picture.

 

[Svencouver]

Mickey mouse franchise

 

[joestevens29]

Is this allowed or is there going to be some sort of public outcry about a sponsor that causes obesity and diabetes?

 

[Leaf Fans]

Mickey mouse franchise

They have been to the finals at least. They have never won, but they have had more recent successes than my team.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

So you like chocolate milk?

I sure do!!

 

[Darcy Tucker]

Phil Kessel to Toronto E5

I see you

 

[JPT]

Mickey mouse franchise

This post is gonna look pretty silly after the Canucks are sponsored by Hydrox

 

[Dr Amazing]

That's sweet maybe they will win the cup now.

 

[Z-Diddy]

Bums hating on white milk...

 

[joestevens29]

This post is gonna look pretty silly after the Canucks are sponsored by Hydrox

I don’t know lucerne milk would be better.

 

[Koivu11]

Is this allowed or is there going to be some sort of public outcry about a sponsor that causes obesity and diabetes?

I don’t know but I guess they gave up on healthy active living.

 

[JPT]

I don’t know but I guess they gave up on healthy active living.

That line about healthy, active living is even funnier considering most of the adult population is lactose intolerant and the only activity they're doing after consuming dairy involves a toilet and cold sweats.

 

[AvroArrow]

That line about healthy, active living is even funnier considering most of the adult population is lactose intolerant and the only activity they're doing after consuming dairy involves a toilet and cold sweats.

Where did you pull that statistic from lmao

 

[frightenedinmatenum2]

I think it's wrong for the NHL to support obesity.

 

[Brent Burns]

Kessel to Leafs confirmed

 

[IamNotADancer]

Chocolate milk is brown.

Serious question. Have you ever had European milk?
Walmart sells Parmalat Milk but I'm sure other stores have different brands.

Give those a shit, see if it's different for you.

As a Euro I find American Milk, regardless of whether it's 1%,2% or whole Milk just tastes extremely watered down.

 

[The Gr8 Dane]

I’ve legit never understood the whole dunking Oreos thing.

I don’t want a soggy cookie. Plus white milk is gross.

Insane take

 

[Ianturnedbull]

Oreos are elite-level cookies after all.

On a side note, Oreo Cookies would have been the perfect sponsor for that stupidity at the end of last season when Keefe had his team playing Milestone Shinny.

I wish it was Dunkin' Donuts.
I love dunking donuts into my coffee. Sooo damnnn goooooodd...

 

[JPT]

Where did you pull that statistic from lmao

That was literally just a stupid potty humor joke. I really don't want to go find studies to back up a potty humor joke.

 

[Fatass]

Is this for real? Leafs are going to have a cookie on their helmets?

 

[Ianturnedbull]

Winnipeg
Vancouver
Montreal
Ottawa
Edmonton
Calgary

What's on their helmets this season?