Lets analyze a bit of Podkolzin's rookie season; 9 points in 34 games so far

[Shark Finn]

George=Jori,Leafer=Lehterä,12=Jersey Number and YES THAT IS HIS REAL FACE, BWAAAAAAH. IIIRC.

I would also like to take this opportunity to tell you all some FACTS about Jack Hughes.

Recent 1st overall pick, 5 foot 9, 150 lbs, American, still not PPG (Points Per Game), what gives? I say Jack=bad ice hockey player. Perhaps time for new thread? Devs fans, are you happy with Hughes? Not saying Kaapo Kakko better what Jack Hughes, not what you want of 1st pick thou...

I miss that real face. Real silhouette = Lame!

 

[Canucks LB]

I think we need a break down on Podkolzin’s Goal Tonight!

 

[CherryToke]

Another lucky one. Curious to see some in depth analysis

 

[StickShift]

I think we need a break down on Podkolzin’s Goal Tonight!

I have been on these forums long enough to know that a thread like this guaranteed a Podkolzin goal tonight.

 

[Canucks LB]

I have been on these forums long enough to know that a thread like this guaranteed a Podkolzin goal tonight.

Right

 

[M2Beezy]

This one doesnt count because it was a giveaway. Amirite???



PbK for tha win

 

[lawrence]

Looks like another fluke goal hahahah.

 

[Diamonddog01]

I think we need a break down on Podkolzin’s Goal Tonight!

Clearly it was yet another instance of this player being extremely lucky. This kid has serious horseshoes up his ass - he should buy a lottery ticket asap.

I've been on this forum for 14.5 years now...and I honestly believe this is one of the dumbest threads ever made.

 

[a mangy Meowth]

Where was the analysis george?

 

[Drew Doubty]

George, can't wait for the breakdown on today's goal. Another complete fluke lucky goal that people here will say was a snipe. Set them straight please!

 

[ViD]

For 12 minutes a night, I think he’s doing rather fine ?

 

[ViD]

Where was the analysis george?

Luck follows him around, Seattle player unintentionally gave him the puck and it somehow got past the goalie

 

[Absolut]

Bro, are you ok?

 

[a mangy Meowth]

Luck follows him around, Seattle player unintentionally gave him the puck and it somehow got past the goalie

 

[Super Hans]

I know it's a national pastime, but this is what too many hours in the sauna can do to you.

 

[ViD]

Sarcasm detector: not found

 

[a mangy Meowth]

Sarcasm detector: not found

They go all wonky in a georgeleafer12 thread, the readings are off the charts

 

[Blue Line Turnover]

The best part of Podkolzin is his IQ and this is reflected in the lines he takes on the ice... And how he takes handedness into consideration when attacking.
Makes him extremely reliable defensively.

His finish will take time developing...

But his Russian and English seem fine, at the moment

 

[jackjohnson]

I think we need a break down on Podkolzin’s Goal Tonight!

OP will probably say it sucked, didnt have much power and anyone can score it...right OP?

 

[majormajor]

Not sure I get the point of this thread. A 20 year old rookie taken 10th overall 2 drafts ago is having a so-so start to his career. And?

The thread isn't meant to be a brutal takedown, if that's what you were expecting.

Sometimes George makes threads that are just sort of neutral analyses without any clear framing to them. He should be welcome to.

 

[Shareefruck]

They go all wonky in a georgeleafer12 thread, the readings are off the charts

Might want to get that checked-- This kind of thread should be the exact type where your sarcasm detector should be at its sharpest and most alert, to be honest. Just begs for sarcasm.

 

[Hansen]

@GeorgeLeafer12 ’s obsession with Podkolzin continues to be one of the more puzzling sub plots on hfboards

yes that is my obsession with Vasili Podkolzin

 

[mriswith]

Here George, here's some stat watching for you to analyze.

The 20 year old rookie is on pace for 18 even strength goals in his rookie season playing 3rd line minutes. Currently ~120th in the league for even strength goals / 60

 

[The Gr8 Dane]

Great bait George they all took it

 

[RebuildinVan]

We like him just fine here in Van. I really have no idea why this thread exists.