OT: Leafs' Lounge v.132 - Hostile Spotted. Tango Down.

[BIitz]

A polar bear walks into a shop. He goes up to the counter and says, "Can I have a fish and..." After a while, he then says, "chips." The cashier asks, "what's with the big pause?" The polar bear replies, "Oh these? I was born with them."

 

[Ace88*]

Wow. that is the worst jokebive ever heard. shame on you.

 

[BIitz]

A baby seal waddles up the bar, and takes a seat on the stool. The bartenders asks "what'll you have?", the seal replies: "Anything but a Canadian Club."

 

[kamosko]

boooooo

 

[BIitz]

3 guys find out that they have 3 weeks to live. They realize that they have nothing to show for in their lives, so they each decide to try getting into the Guinness Book of World Records. The first guys says, "I have pretty long arms, maybe I have the longest arms in the world!" The second guy says, "I have a big chest, maybe I have the biggest chest in the world!" The third guys says, "I have a small dick, maybe I have the smallest dick in the world!" So they each submit their applications to the Guinness Book of World Records headquarters. A week later, the book is published, and they all gather around to see the results. The first guy opens the book and says, "Hey look! I have the longest arms in the world!" The second guy looks and says "Wow! I can't believe I have the biggest chest in the world!" And the third guys looks and says, "...Who the heck is Kamosko?!"

 

[kamosko]

 

[JMcLeaf]

3 guys find out that they have 3 weeks to live. They realize that they have nothing to show for in their lives, so they each decide to try getting into the Guinness Book of World Records. The first guys says, "I have pretty long arms, maybe I have the longest arms in the world!" The second guy says, "I have a big chest, maybe I have the biggest chest in the world!" The third guys says, "I have a small dick, maybe I have the smallest dick in the world!" So they each submit their applications to the Guinness Book of World Records headquarters. A week later, the book is published, and they all gather around to see the results. The first guy opens the book and says, "Hey look! I have the longest arms in the world!" The second guy looks and says "Wow! I can't believe I have the biggest chest in the world!" And the third guys looks and says, "...Who the heck is Kamosko?!"

 

[RealisticLeaf55]

3 guys find out that they have 3 weeks to live. They realize that they have nothing to show for in their lives, so they each decide to try getting into the Guinness Book of World Records. The first guys says, "I have pretty long arms, maybe I have the longest arms in the world!" The second guy says, "I have a big chest, maybe I have the biggest chest in the world!" The third guys says, "I have a small dick, maybe I have the smallest dick in the world!" So they each submit their applications to the Guinness Book of World Records headquarters. A week later, the book is published, and they all gather around to see the results. The first guy opens the book and says, "Hey look! I have the longest arms in the world!" The second guy looks and says "Wow! I can't believe I have the biggest chest in the world!" And the third guys looks and says, "...Who the heck is Kamosko?!"

I love it!

 

[DD03]

Bazinga!

 

[Ace88*]

3 guys find out that they have 3 weeks to live. They realize that they have nothing to show for in their lives, so they each decide to try getting into the Guinness Book of World Records. The first guys says, "I have pretty long arms, maybe I have the longest arms in the world!" The second guy says, "I have a big chest, maybe I have the biggest chest in the world!" The third guys says, "I have a small dick, maybe I have the smallest dick in the world!" So they each submit their applications to the Guinness Book of World Records headquarters. A week later, the book is published, and they all gather around to see the results. The first guy opens the book and says, "Hey look! I have the longest arms in the world!" The second guy looks and says "Wow! I can't believe I have the biggest chest in the world!" And the third guys looks and says, "...Who the heck is Kamosko?!"

gg bahahaha

 

[Phion Keneuf]

So ****ing sauced it's awesome I'm not even tapping right now I'm talking to my phone oh my ****ing god it's a spider and I'm tired.

 

[Grant]

Good fight.

Queue people *****ing about the decision by the judges.

Speaking of judges...

 

[Kyle93]

nice BIitz

^^^Kamo didn't even deny it either

 

[Kyle93]

****ing love Trevor the more I play as him

 

[Cor]

Jared Staal on waivers.

We should claim him just cause

 

[JMcLeaf]

Go Skins

 

[charliolemieux]

Didn't know she was hot. Catchy tune.

 

[MeowLeafs]

Old man, she's like 16.

 

[LV*]

Oh my god Charlio

 

[Kyle93]

**** that 2nd heist, what was it like $20 Mil total but you get none of it Bull ****.

 

[Baarle*]

My fantasy team

 

[Cor]

Anyone ever watch this Guy and Rachel kid cook off thing? All the kids are all awkward.

Name there is going to be a MasterChef kids thing... Gordon laying into some kids?

 

[LV*]

I want the 5S so bad, might grab it next weekend. **** you Blackberry, I'm done.

 

[Cor]

I want the 5S so bad, might grab it next weekend. **** you Blackberry, I'm done.

 

[LV*]

The thing is, my 9900 is on a sick plan. $45 for unlimited calling/texting + unlimited data... The cheapest iPhone plan is $70 and only has 250mb of data.