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I was going to watch just the first and last of Universal's classic 'Invisible Man' films and ended up watching all six. The spoiler tags just include images to keep the post shorter and are safe to expand.

The Invisible Man (1933) - 8/10 (Loved it)

A scientist (Claude Rains) invents and drinks a potion that causes invisibility, but also insanity, leading to a violent rampage and a man hunt for him. James Whale's horror classic is better than I was expecting. It's thrilling, atmospheric, moody, and occasionally darkly funny. I liked that much of it takes place at night or in bad weather, which adds to the horror atmosphere, and that we don't get to see Rains' face until the end. What really impressed me, though, were the special effects, with parts of Rains' body missing and objects seeming to move by themselves. This was 1933, only 6 years after the introduction of talkies. Between this and King Kong, audiences must've been blown away that year like many of us were in 1993. Imagine going to the theater way back then and seeing this:
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The Invisible Man Returns (1940) - 5/10 (Didn't like or dislike it)

A condemned man (Vincent Price) is given an invisibility potion that allows him to escape his jail cell and puts him on the run. The opening credits reveal, after the title, that it's "A sequel to The Invisible Man." No, really? Unfortunately, this sequel loses the thrill, the atmosphere and even the humor of the original, while having a story that's a little too similar. The main difference is that Price's character is more sympathetic than Rains', making him less of a monster and the film less of a horror, which is a change not for the better. The one and only thing that it really preserves from the original is the special effects, though they don't have the same impact 7 years later. Still, there's a little innovation, like getting to see Price's outline in the rain and smoke and this particularly impressive transition (though shown about 10 times more slowly):
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Also, I found this scene amusing. Remind you of anyone?
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The Invisible Woman (1940) - 5/10 (Didn't like or dislike it)

To get revenge on her unfair employer, a shop assistant (Virginia Bruce) responds to a scientist's ad in the newspaper requesting a subject to become invisible. This one is even further from the original and is just a straight up screwball comedy. There are a few good laughs, such as when one of the letters that the scientist receives asks him to make his wife disappear. A lot of the rest of the humor relates to the fact that, well, the subject needs to be completely naked to be truly invisible. This entry may be objectively worse than the last one with Vincent Price, but I must admit that it was a lot easier on the imagination.
I've never appreciated stockings so much.
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Invisible Agent (1942) - 5/10 (Didn't like or dislike it)

The original invisible man's grandson (Jon Hall) is recruited by the Allies to travel to Berlin to stand naked next to Nazis and memorize their secrets (because carrying a pad and pencil would give himself away, of course). It answers the question "Why wouldn't you use the power of invisibility to win the war?" before anyone could've thought to ask it. It's half spy adventure and half comedy, with a little romance and sexual tension thrown in for good measure. Casablanca, it most certainly is not, but it's hard to dislike a movie that has fun at the Nazis' expense. Peter Lorre has a small role, but, interestingly, not as a German.
Despite the urgency of his mission, our spy finds time to put on a woman's bath robe and makeup.
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The Invisible Man's Revenge (1944) - 4/10 (Disliked it)

Left for dead by "friends," the same actor from the last film (Jon Hall), but sporting a thin mustache to indicate that he's now a bad guy, seeks his revenge with the help of a mad scientist who has discovered... you guessed it... the secret of invisibility. Just how many mad scientists with the power of invisibility are there in this world? Nearly every film has a character who's related to one in a previous film, so they're not independent of one another, yet there are all these mad scientists about who hold the same secret and aren't keeping it much of one. I suppose that we can't expect much to make sense in these run-of-the-mill studio 'B' pictures, though. This one is more serious, like the second film, but the lack of both comedy and horror and the familiar plot made it feel bland and as if the series had run out of ideas at this point.
I'm surprised that Universal didn't make The Invisible Dog next.
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Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man (1951) - 7/10 (Really liked it)

A boxer on the run for killing his manager needs the help of an invisibility serum and two gumshoes (one gummier than the other) to clear his name. Their plan involves Costello posing as a boxer and the invisible man doing the punching for him. At one point, the latter says, "Don't worry. When we get in the ring, I'll do the pitching," and Costello replies, "As long as I don't do the catching." When they finally do get in the ring, Costello accidentally knocks out the invisible man and the other boxer trips over him. It's all rather amusing. Fun fact: Costello was a boxer before getting into comedy (and all-you-can-eat buffets). William Frawley (Fred Murtz) has a minor role as the detective trying to catch the boxer. The special effects aren't anything new or special, but they're cleaner, without occasional visible traces of the actor like in the previous films. It's not one of the best Abbott and Costello films, but it's still amusing and ends Universal's original string of Invisible Man movies on a high note.
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The Mauritanian (2020) Directed by Kevin Macdonald 7B

Mohamadou Ould Slahi (Tahar Rahim) was a prisoner at Guantanamo Bay for fourteen years. In all that time, he was never charged with a crime. But, as military records support, he was detained and tortured anyway. The Mauritanian is an account of Guantanamo Diaries, the book that he published during his imprisonment that helped lead to his release seven years after his case had been originally dismissed (yes, you read that right). While Jodie Foster and Shailene Woodley as Slahi’s lawyers and Benedict Cumberbatch as the prosecuting attorney with a conscience lend ample support, it is Rahim’s movie all the way. His performance is among the best of the year, his most powerful work since The Prophet in which he also played a prisoner. While Guantanamo Bay is perceived as a depository for the most dangerous terrorists in the world, the batting average isn’t very good. Of the 779 original detainees, only eight have been convicted and three of those were overturned on appeal. 40 prisoners remain, 26 who have not as yet been charged with a crime and five who have already been cleared for release. some time ago.

Sidenote: Shailene Woodley and Aaron Rodgers. Is it just me or is that a really strange pairing?
 
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Won't disagree about the comment, but what's a 2/10? :)

I dunno, Master of Disguise, The Love Guru, something like that. I tend to rate films more based largely on how much I enjoy them rather than just how 'well made' they are. I'd give Citizen Kane or Vertigo a 6/10 as well because they're fairly boring films but are saved somewhat by how well made they are. Mad Max 2 to me is like a 5 or 6/10 because it's bad but it's not boring and it has some well-done bits like some of the stunts.
 
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I was going to watch just the first and last of Universal's classic 'Invisible Man' films and ended up watching all six. The spoiler tags just include images to keep the post shorter and are safe to expand.

The Invisible Man (1933) - 8/10 (Loved it)

A scientist (Claude Rains) invents and drinks a potion that causes invisibility, but also insanity, leading to a violent rampage and a man hunt for him. James Whale's horror classic is better than I was expecting. It's thrilling, atmospheric, moody, and occasionally darkly funny. I liked that much of it takes place at night or in bad weather, which adds to the horror atmosphere, and that we don't get to see Rains' face until the end. What really impressed me, though, were the special effects, with parts of Rains' body missing and objects seeming to move by themselves. This was 1933, only 6 years after the introduction of talkies. Between this and King Kong, audiences must've been blown away that year like many of us were in 1993. Imagine going to the theater way back then and seeing this:
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The Invisible Man Returns (1940) - 5/10 (Didn't like or dislike it)

A condemned man (Vincent Price) is given an invisibility potion that allows him to escape his jail cell and puts him on the run. The opening credits reveal, after the title, that it's "A sequel to The Invisible Man." No, really? Unfortunately, this sequel loses the thrill, the atmosphere and even the humor of the original, while having a story that's a little too similar. The main difference is that Price's character is more sympathetic than Rains', making him less of a monster and the film less of a horror, which is a change not for the better. The one and only thing that it really preserves from the original is the special effects, though they don't have the same impact 7 years later. Still, there's a little innovation, like getting to see Price's outline in the rain and smoke and this particularly impressive transition (though shown about 10 times more slowly):
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Also, I found this scene amusing. Remind you of anyone?
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The Invisible Woman (1940) - 5/10 (Didn't like or dislike it)

To get revenge on her unfair employer, a shop assistant (Virginia Bruce) responds to a scientist's ad in the newspaper requesting a subject to become invisible. This one is even further from the original and is just a straight up screwball comedy. There are a few good laughs, such as when one of the letters that the scientist receives asks him to make his wife disappear. A lot of the rest of the humor relates to the fact that, well, the subject needs to be completely naked to be truly invisible. This entry may be worse than the last one with Vincent Price, but I must admit that it was a lot easier on the imagination.
I've never appreciated stockings so much.
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Invisible Agent (1942) - 5/10 (Didn't like or dislike it)

The original invisible man's grandson (Jon Hall) is recruited by the Allies to travel to Berlin to stand naked next to Hitler and memorize Nazi secrets (because carrying a pad and pencil would give himself away, of course). It answers the question "Why wouldn't you use the power of invisibility to win the war?" before anyone could've thought to ask it. It's half spy adventure and half comedy, with a little romance and sexual tension thrown in for good measure. Casablanca, it most certainly is not, but it's hard to dislike a movie that has a little fun at the Nazis' expense. Peter Lorre has a small role, but, interestingly, not as a German.
Despite the urgency of his mission, our spy finds time to put on a woman's bath robe and makeup.
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The Invisible Man's Revenge (1944) - 4/10 (Disliked it)

Left for dead by "friends," the same actor from the last film (Jon Hall), but sporting a thin mustache to indicate that he's now a bad guy, seeks his revenge with the help of a mad scientist who has discovered... you guessed it... the secret of invisibility. Just how many mad scientists with the power of invisibility are there in this world? Nearly every film has a character who's related to one in a previous film, so they're not independent of one another, yet there are all these mad scientists about who aren't keeping their secret much of a secret. I suppose that we can't expect much to make sense in these run-of-the-mill studio 'B' pictures, though. This one is more serious, like the second film, but the lack of both comedy and horror and the familiar plot made it feel bland and as if the series had run out of ideas at this point.
I'm surprised that Universal didn't make The Invisible Dog next.
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Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man (1951) - 7/10 (Really liked it)

A boxer on the run for killing his manager needs the help of an invisibility serum and two gumshoes (one gummier than the other) to clear his name. Their plan involves Costello posing as a boxer and the invisible man doing the punching for him. At one point, the latter says, "Don't worry. When we get in the ring, I'll do the pitching," and Costello replies, "As long as I don't do the catching." When they finally do get in the ring, Costello accidentally knocks out the invisible man and the other boxer trips over him. It's all rather amusing. Fun fact: Costello was a boxer before getting into comedy (and all-you-can-eat buffets). William Frawley (Fred Murtz) has a minor role as the detective trying to catch the boxer. The special effects aren't anything new or special, but they're cleaner, without occasional visible traces of the actor like in the previous films. Anyways, it's just a fun, amusing way to end Universal's original string of Invisible Man movies.
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Nice! I guess next step is to watch the modern versions, but if you want to be a completist - and HF's official Invisible Man reference - I suggest you take the detour through Santa Sangre, which has my favorite IM bit (Marriage Story also has an exquisite allusion).
 
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Nice! I guess next step is to watch the modern versions, but if you want to be a completist - and HF's official Invisible Man reference - I suggest you take the detour through Santa Sangre, which has my favorite IM bit (Marriage Story also has an exquisite allusion).

I watched and reviewed the 2020 remake last year. I've also seen Hollow Man, though that's not technically the same IP. The only other modern movie version of note that I'm aware of is John Carpenter's Memoirs of an Invisible Man, with Chevy Chase, but I'm turned off by the bad reviews (and the fact that I'm pretty sure that I've seen it, yet don't remember anything, so I probably didn't it). Maybe I'll just go ahead, since I am a completist. As for Santa Sangre, why am I not surprised that you're recommending a Jodorowsky film to me? :) I may check that out out of morbid curiosity.
 
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I watched and reviewed the 2020 remake last year. I've also seen Hollow Man, though that's not technically the same IP. The only other modern movie version of note that I'm aware of is John Carpenter's Memoirs of an Invisible Man, with Chevy Chase, but I'm turned off by the bad reviews (and the fact that I'm pretty sure that I've seen it, yet don't remember anything, so I probably didn't it). Maybe I'll just go ahead, since I am a completist. As for Santa Sangre, why am I not surprised that you're recommending a Jodorowsky film to me? :) I may check that out out of morbid curiosity.

I know he's our senior cinéphile-in-residence, but kihei's disdain towards Jodorowsky shouldn't influence your appreciation of his films. The Holy Mountain is an amazing film. Santa Sangre and El Topo are unique and very interesting. None of his films are to be discarded with this haughty attitude!
 

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Sidenote: Shailene Woodley and Aaron Rodgers. Is it just me or is that a really strange pairing?
Absolutely Agree that’s a strange pairing. I saw her claim she “didn’t know him as the football guy” which I find hard to believe lol.
 

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I know he's our senior cinéphile-in-residence, but kihei's disdain towards Jodorowsky shouldn't influence your appreciation of his films. The Holy Mountain is an amazing film. Santa Sangre and El Topo are unique and very interesting. None of his films are to be discarded with this haughty attitude!

I wasn't aware of what kihei thinks of Jodorowsky. My impression of him is from the Jodorowsky's Dune documentary, in which he came across as, well, very out there. I don't think that I've seen any of his films (just clips in the documentary), partly because they don't look like my cup of tea at all, but, as I said, I may check this one out out of curiosity.
 

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Absolutely Agree that’s a strange pairing. I saw her claim she “didn’t know him as the football guy” which I find hard to believe lol.
I don't. My partner and two daughters wouldn't know him from Adam. Anyway, he seems to be a low key but nonetheless highly committed social activist guy, especially by NFL standards, so maybe that's the side of him she knows.
 

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I don't. My partner and two daughters wouldn't know him from Adam. Anyway, he seems to be a low key but nonetheless highly committed social activist guy, especially by NFL standards, so maybe that's the side of him she knows.
I would just imagine With her being a celebrity she would tend to know him as a pro athlete. I’d think as a celeb she’d know a bit more about her dates than regular folks would.
 

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Sidenote: Shailene Woodley and Aaron Rodgers. Is it just me or is that a really strange pairing?

I was really surprised initially, but then Woodley has always been a free spirit. She believes in alternative medicine and a lot of New Age beliefs, and just when she was hailed as the next superstar, she pulled back when it got to be too much.

Rodgers has a more clean-cut image, but then he is also somewhat of a mystery. He lives in the limelight and has had high profile relationships, but then one never really hear from him anyways. The way he revealed his engagement as a throwaway comment during an award ceremony is just the perfect example of that. He just does his own thing, so much so that he will even break away from his own family to do it.

Honestly, in a way, the pairing makes sense. They both like to march to the beat of their own drums.
 
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Supernova
(2020) Directed by Harry Macqueen 7A

What are the odds? Two movies about dementia in the same week. Or is it three? (Sorry; bad joke, bad joke). Sam (Colin Firth) and Tusker (Stanley Tucci) have been a couple for twenty years. With Stanley’s dementia becoming worse, the pair decide to take a last road trip to visit friends and family in the lake district of England. During the trip, Stanley makes a decision and Sam has to find some way to talk him out of it or, if he can’t, to deal with it somehow. We’ve been here many times before, a couple coping with the onset of catastrophic loss. Supernova walks a tightrope. If it weren’t for the performances by Firth and Tucci, the movie could be seen as an especially intelligent tear jerker. As well, Supernova can seem a bit like a gay version of Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon’s Trip movies, minus the cuisine. But Firth and Tucci give Sam and Tusker a depth and believability that raises the film above its limitations. Arguing in their camper van fondly about matters both great and small, they actually seem like a couple that has been together for a couple of decades. But whatever their disagreements, their respect and concern for one another seems thoroughly genuine and deeply rooted. It is marvelous two-way acting to watch. One takeaway from this movie for me was, damn, I wish Tucci got more big roles.
 

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"A widowed New York socialite and her aimless son move to Paris after she spends the last of her husband's inheritance." Quite a fun mix of quirkiness and dry humor, almost feels Wes Anderson-lite, minus the visuals and depth. The drama only sporadically works and hits, but it's still a fun trip to go through. The "purpose" behind the main story flutters also and is a bit gray imo. Pfeiffer was great and looked great for 62years old also. Time flies.
 
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Memoirs of an Invisible Man (1992) - 3/10 (Really disliked it)

I was right that I saw this a long, long time ago and that it wasn't worth remembering. What a misfire this is. It's directed by John Carpenter and inspired by a horror classic, but it's not a horror. It stars Chevy Chase, but it's not a comedy. It also stars Daryl Hannah, but it's not really a romance. It's not even much of a suspense or thriller. It's clear now why H.G. Wells and James Whale emphasized that invisibility makes you insane: it's boring to have a "good" invisible man running from the law. Without committing violence to leave evidence of his presence, there's no danger of being caught and no suspense. Chevy just walks through the film, acting more like the cat than the mouse, and doesn't even really need Daryl Hannah. She's just there to be someone for him to talk to and to be a potential love interest that doesn't materialize (pun unintended). Throughout the film, Chevy narrates like he's reading his own diary. It really delivers on the excitement promised by the title. A few times, the film shows glimpses of what it could've been if it had been written and directed by someone who knows comedy (like Harold Ramis). Instead, Chevy isn't allowed to play to his strength and Carpenter is completely out of his element, as well. It's a weird pairing that doesn't work, and that combined with a very mediocre script made for a pretty boring film to me.

Santa Sangre (1989) - 4/10 (Disliked it)

A boy who endures a traumatic childhood in a circus grows up into a fine young serial killer with mommy issues and, possibly, a fear of chickens. It's like a Mexican Psycho, but much weirder. What would be nearly any other director's most bizarre film is, apparently, Jodorowsky's "most accessible" one. It's like gateway Jodorowsky, I suppose. Speaking of which, at one point, a dealer/pimp stops a few young men with down syndrome from going to the movies, gives them snorts of cocaine and takes them to an overweight hooker, instead. It has nothing to do with the plot. Jodorowsky just wanted to put it in his movie, apparently. It also doesn't have much to do with my opinion. I just wanted to put it in my review. The film is surreal, violent, grotesque, perverse, sacrilegious, symbolic and disturbing. Those aren't necessarily bad, but it was too much for my taste. I will say this, though: it was never boring.
 
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The Night America Trembled-1957

A tv recreation of the War Of the Worlds 1938 radio broadcast that had many believing there was a real Mars attack. Pretty well done and I was surprised at how many familiar faces showed up in the broadcast (before they became stars).
 
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Le fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain (Jeunet, 2001) - As much as it is indebted to Sacha Guitry, Amelie's narration remains a seminar in wit and style. Second film of Jeunet without Caro - and first real Jeunet film, the previous one being his Alien American film - the result is of a different aesthetic, just as meticulously crafted, but freed from his darker collaborator. It's beautiful and joyful enough to excuse its lack of depth. I had it at 8 and it still feels right. 8/10

I watched this one with the gf, taking a break from my Alien/Predator run - I'm at the third Alien now, and already curious to go back to Jeunet's Alien, even if I wasn't much of a fan at the time.
 
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The Night America Trembled-1957

A tv recreation of the War Of the Worlds 1938 radio broadcast that had many believing there was a real Mars attack. Pretty well done and I was surprised at how many familiar faces showed up in the broadcast (before they became stars).


How could people be so naive? That boyfriend had that girl's parents fooled into thinking that he was a nice young man when he came to pick her up. I'm very disappointed.
 

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How could people be so naive? That boyfriend had that girl's parents fooled into thinking that he was a nice young man when he came to pick her up. I'm very disappointed.
That was the Eddie Haskell era (if you're familiar with that reference). Although have things changed much? Don't know. Did you recognize some of the faces?
 

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That was the Eddie Haskell era (if you're familiar with that reference). Although have things changed much? Don't know. Did you recognize some of the faces?

Yeah, he was definitely an Eddie. I spotted a couple of the faces, but missed the rest. I'm most surprised that I missed Asner, considering that he was in the foreground a few times. He completely fooled me by being thin. :laugh:
 
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In Cold Blood (1967) - 7.5/10

I feel like the first 30 minutes could have been cut and the last 20ish minutes could've been condensed to give us a better paced film here. The rest is well-made but the actual police procedural part of it all is a bit weak in comparison to a movie like High And Low.
 

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The Guns of Navarone
(1961) Directed by J. Lee Thompson 7A

For me, The Guns of Navarone is the gold standard for action movies set in war time. Six men are selected, some reluctantly, to sail to the Greek island of Navarone and destroy a pair of gigantic cannons whose fearsome existence will prevent 2000 soldiers from being rescued by the Allies. But first before the crew get to the massive bunker that protects the cannons, they must land a small boat on a stormy shore and climb a 400 foot vertical cliff in a gale-force rainstorm. The non-computer generated effects add to the thrills. Knocking out the cannons is great, but the boat-destroying landing on the island where it looks like the stunt actors risked drowning in the Aegean Sea is the most impression sequence of its kind that I have ever seen. At two and a half hours, there is ample time for character development, double crosses, close escapes and plenty of action on both land and sea. A first-rate cast--Gregory Peck, David Niven, Anthony Quinn, and Irene Papas--make good use of a well-constructed script. For an action movie of this vintage, The Guns of Navarone holds up pretty damn well.
 
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Tried to watch a couple of movies on Prime tonight; The Dead and One Under the Sun.

The Dead is a zombie movie set in Western Africa, and it's got the slowest zombies ever. Maybe a quarter walking pace...but they still manage to sneak up on people. A white guy survives a plane crash off the coast, then floats to shore and eventually meets up with Daniel, an African soldier looking for his kid. They do stuff.

One Under the Sun is about a multi-national trip to Mars in the far-off sci-fi future world of...2020. Indian woman/white guy have a preteen kid dying of cancer, Indian woman is the last survivor of the trip somehow...I think it was filmed in a shed somewhere in the Fraser Valley.

Both are useless. Don't think Mrs. PC and I managed to get through more than a half-hour of either.

If anyone wants to finish watching either movie and tell me how they end up, go ahead. Internet kudos await.
 

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Beanpole [Dylda] (2019) directed by Kantemir Balagov

In a veterans hospital in Leningrad shortly following WWII, a very tall and thin nurse, Iya (Viktoria Miroshnichenko) nicknamed Beanpole due to her appearance, suffers from PTSD from her service on the front line as an anti-aircraft gunner, which causes her to freeze up. One day, while playing with her young child she suffers one of her attacks and freezes up and accidently smothers her son. Shortly after the accident, her friend, another female soldier named Masha (Vasilisa Perelygina), returns from the front line to live with her. We find out that the child is not Iya’s but actually Masha’s son who Iya has been taking care of. While outwardly Masha takes the news and tragedy in stride and immediately asks to go out dancing, she soon uses blackmail to get Iya to become a surrogate mother for her. A very bleak film which examine how Russian soldiers and cities on the frontline rebound after the war and cope with the brutality and horror’s they witnessed, in which warfare has taken everything from these people. The film is not all bleak, there are fleeting moments of happiness and joy, but they often quickly contort into horror and tragedy. The film is carried by two very strong performances by Miroshnichenko and Perelygina who form a twisted and toxic friendship bonded by the horrors and shared trauma they experienced together, but a relationship based on control and domination. The film runs a little long, especially since it moves at a glacial pace, but what a performance from the two actresses, and very good direction from Balagov who is a director to be on the watch for.

I read recently that Balagov is set to direct the pilot to the upcoming TV adaptation of The Last of Us, and while on the surface it seems like an odd choice for him to direct it, I think he makes a good choice, especially as he is able to handle weighty themes with such a gentle and sensitive touch, and Leningrad 1945 was essentially a post-apocalyptic city.

 
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Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway, Directed by Miguel Llanso

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Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway (2019) - IMDb

I thought I was evolving into a higher cinephile life-form. After all, I had just enjoyed watching Under the Silver Lake, an absurdist WTF cult film that most people seem to dislike. With the absence of popular commercial films at movie houses, I was absorbing more and more slow-paced art-house content, and liking it. Yes, I believed I was becoming more culturally sophisticated. Then enters Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway. It gets good reviews in many 'erudite' film blogs; some bad ones too, but the cool kids like it (and yes I just used 'erudite' without having to look it up in the dictionary). I lasted about half an hour into the film before shutting down. It was hard to absorb even that. I'm not declaring defeat totally though. I might start it up again at some later date, to see the rest of it. But I definitely failed on the first showing.

The IMDB website gives this a 5.6 rating. I suspect there are people using drugs stronger than marijuana upvoting this flick. I'll give it a 2.0 for now (might change later). Maybe I was just tired. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Proof of good reviews
Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway ★★★★

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Beanpole [Dylda] (2019) directed by Kantemir Balagov

In a veterans hospital in Leningrad shortly following WWII, a very tall and thin nurse, Iya (Viktoria Miroshnichenko) nicknamed Beanpole due to her appearance, suffers from PTSD from her service on the front line as an anti-aircraft gunner, which causes her to freeze up. One day, while playing with her young child she suffers one of her attacks and freezes up and accidently smothers her son. Shortly after the accident, her friend, another female soldier named Masha (Vasilisa Perelygina), returns from the front line to live with her. We find out that the child is not Iya’s but actually Masha’s son who Iya has been taking care of. While outwardly Masha takes the news and tragedy in stride and immediately asks to go out dancing, she soon uses blackmail to get Iya to become a surrogate mother for her. A very bleak film which examine how Russian soldiers and cities on the frontline rebound after the war and cope with the brutality and horror’s they witnessed, in which warfare has taken everything from these people. The film is not all bleak, there are fleeting moments of happiness and joy, but they often quickly contort into horror and tragedy. The film is carried by two very strong performances by Miroshnichenko and Perelygina who form a twisted and toxic friendship bonded by the horrors and shared trauma they experienced together, but a relationship based on control and domination. The film runs a little long, especially since it moves at a glacial pace, but what a performance from the two actresses, and very good direction from Balagov who is a director to be on the watch for.

I read recently that Balagov is set to direct the pilot to the upcoming TV adaptation of The Last of Us, and while on the surface it seems like an odd choice for him to direct it, I think he makes a good choice, especially as he is able to handle weighty themes with such a gentle and sensitive touch, and Leningrad 1945 was essentially a post-apocalyptic city.



kihei praised it too, but I fail to see the appeal. Everything about it is just run-of-the-mill, and I am bored by it, to be honest.
 
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