I re-watched every Aliens and Predators films (available on Disney+), in order of production... sorry for the long post!
Alien (Scott, 1979) - Whether a feminist tale or a warning against misandry, there's no denying that
Alien is filled with elements asking to be read through the gender angle. In any and all readings lies the central notion of male anxiety: mother running the nostromo (“our man”) with no care for its well-being, the fear of reproduction, the androgynous women characters and the feminisation of the male characters (making them the surrogate mothers), the need for the heroine to strip down to her panties to finally eliminate the (then obvious) huge-penis-invader xenomorph. By wiping out gender expectations, the film manages the feat of being both an efficient genre film (as sci-fi or as horror), and a complex reading proposition – something very few films not signed Stanley Kubrick can manage (Scott follows this one with another one in
Blade Runner). O'Bannon lifted his main themes from Cronenberg's
Shivers, but the result is here a lot more concise and efficient. The film has been linked to the final girl concept (and there's no denying that we get very close to the closet scene from
Halloween at the end), but that's a gross simplification of what's going on here. Sadly, the sequels will capitalize a lot more on the “crew expendable” subtheme, making each time the hostile corporation the worst of two evils and minimizing what made
Alien a truly unique and exceptional film (or completely missing the point). 9/10
Aliens (Cameron, 1986) - There's a little confusion surrounding the central character in Cameron's film because of the different cuts of the film. The one on Disney is the one that was available when I was younger, in which Ripley is not a mother that was away from her daughter through the first film and who makes it home 57 years later to learn she missed her kid's life. It's still in the film somewhat, when she takes over as replacement mother for Newt and promise to keep her safe. Ripley is no more a quasi-neutral-gender figure, she is a mother figure, and a
strong woman – same goes for the other strong women in the military squad, they are (not always) subtly reminded that they are indeed women (Cameron already had success with a similar strong woman type in
The Terminator). So even though
Aliens' storyline is pretty much a scaled up version of the original (with more characters, more weapons, more action, more creatures, more at stake, but the same basic structure), Cameron's film is really just a very poor cousin, with not a lot of new material but a pool of caricatural characters. It's mother against mother, and most of the depth is lost. The hostile corporation's attempt to impregnate Ripley and Newt with the alien and get rid of the rest of the crew is the real evil here, and that's nothing really new or interesting (it's the sci-fi-horror version of all these resorts films where an evil corporation wants to take the land and turn it into condos). James Cameron's contribution and signature lies more in the “action film” additions than in anything else.
Alien was a great dual-genre film.
Aliens isn't as efficient as a horror film, but its sci-fi elements still work pretty well and it's a great action film. I've been pretty hard on it in the past, but compared to the bunch of films coming below, one must admit that it's better than average. 7/10
Predator (McTiernan, 1987) - When this came out, it had nothing to do with the Alien universe. Trying to make sense of the film in comparison to the first two Alien films thus make very little sense. Parallels can be made with the challenge to masculinity the Predator brings forth (Arnold's militia being presented as supermales all along), also on the “expendable crew” stuff, but I'm afraid there's not much to get out of it.
Predator is almost interesting in its form, switching almost on a dime from action film to soft sci-fi, but this glimmer of interest is ruined by the shot of the spacecraft dropped on Earth at the beginning of the film. It's a tough film to rate, it's pretty bad and very dumb, but it's a core film from my youth and it has such a bad ass creature.... 4/10
Predator II (Hopkins, 1990) - Now this is one ugly motherf***er (from here on, pretty much every Predator film will be weakened by unjustified self-referential innuendos passing as humor). The film is ruined three minutes in, right when the female character (played by Maria Conchita Alonso) opens her mouth. I really can't remember such a terrible performance in a semi-high-scale movie. Right there you understand this was made with total disregard towards the result, and everybody follows (Bill Paxton, famous for being killed by both the Alien and the Predator, is also absolutely terrible). Glover does what he can, but everything around him is too much, even his handgun overacts. Following the comics, the film hints at the merging of the series, with the Predator having an Alien skull in its collection, but as for links to the Alien series and themes, it's an absolute zero (there is one scene that's lifted from James Cameron where a bunch of military-grade characters go against the creature and where the outside agent in charge of comms freezes so our hero has to take the mic and go in). At this point, with two films in each series, it was very obvious the merge wouldn't go well. 2/10
Alien³ (Fincher, 1992) - Fincher's film is a mess. The original project was cut 30 minutes short, and the result was still 30 minutes too long. The first two Alien films were efficient dual and
trial genre constructions. Fincher flushes everything out: sci-fi is pretty much nullified by the prison settings, with no working tech and no weapon; horror is scaled down going from the large threat of
Aliens to the single creature that won't even hurt Ripley; and action is limited to a bunch of nunified prisoners running around in a maze. It could have been an interesting
exercice de style, but it really doesn't work real well. On a thematic level, it hints at going back to the original gender considerations, shaving Ripley's head and presenting her as a trigger for male anxiety, but still making her very clearly a woman, who's presence (“a break in spiritual unity”) is more threatening to the prisoners than the alien and presented as the “intolerable”. When a convict presents himself as a rapist, Ripley answers that “she must make him nervous”. She is undoubtedly a woman, but not Cameron's strong woman, just a woman as the unfamiliar: she is as much “other” as the creature is (and it wants to protect her). Fincher's treatment of Ripley is very confused, making her switch from a walking threat to damsel in distress to sacrificial savior. I think it's still a more complex and interesting film than
Aliens, but it's just too flawed to be efficient. The whole running around in the maze until Lance Henriksen shows up should have been trimmed. It's one thing going for
Alien³ that the hostile corporation's subplot remains limited, but it could have done without it entirely, without the atrocious CGI, and without the heroic sacrifice. Sigourney Weaver says she asked for her character to be killed off because she didn't want to be part of the coming Alien vs Predator films – she wasn't wrong. 4.5/10
Alien: Resurrection (Jeunet, 1997) - No other film series got blessed with such big names directors. Of the four, Jeunet is probably my favorite, but his style just doesn't fit with the tone of the series. As a sequel to Scott's
Alien, his film is by far the worst. He humanizes the aliens, with the birth scene, the learning and teamworking abilities of the creatures, and the pathetic facial expressions of the newborn. He also makes Winona Ryder's robot more humane than humans. The
sympathy towards otherness angle could have worked if the film had kept the tone and feel of its predecessors, but with Jeunet everybody is a little too cool and everything is a little too nice (of course, it makes more sense to build a robot using Ryder's frame than Lance Henriksen's or Ian Holm's, but aesthetics was never a consideration in this universe!). Even James Cameron's attempt at coolness doesn't match Jeunet. I'm not quite sure if he's mostly responsible or if the blame should be shared with Joss Whedon's screenplay, but even with a lot of remnants to play with (here the hostile corporation is the initial main focus, and Ripley's otherness is now part of her), there's no attempt whatsoever at a thematic bridge to the previous films, these elements are just laying around to rearrange, with no apparent direction. The coherence of the Alien filmic universe ends with this chapter. I think Caro would have done a better job than Jeunet on this project, or maybe they should have stayed together for one more film – or maybe the idea of bringing an author to direct such a project was simply a bad one. 4/10
Alien Vs. Predator (Anderson, 2004) - It kind of predates
Prometheus in trying to go BIG (Predators as ancient Gods), but this is not worthy of its Alien filiation. The part in the buried pyramid is trying to emulate the Alien films tone and imagery – it feels cheap, but it's by far the best parts of the two AVP films. The pyramid settings and dumb changing configuration adds an adventure film feel that could have been an interesting progression to the genre combos of
Alien (sci-fi+horror) and
Aliens (sci-fi+horror+action), but it falls flat quick. The Alien vs Predator action is better than in the sequel, but still only a nerd fantasy and very poor excuse to make a film – justifying it would have taken a way better story. The point of ridiculous no return is reached when the Predator builds weapons from a dead Alien in order to tag-team with the shero. After that, anything goes: it mimes her that a bomb is about to blow, it even overacts surprise in cartoonish fashion when it sees the Queen coming... This could have been bad enough to ruin both franchise. Oh, and the girl gets the pink outfit! 3/10
Alien Vs. Predator: Requiem (The Brother Strause, 2007) - This one might be even more amateurish than its predecessor, but doesn't come close to its ridicule. It's just a boring and weak horror film. It amplifies a few continuity errors that question its relevance and affiliations to the Alien series, something Ridley Scott will (thank goodness) clearly nullify with his two prequels. The Predalien (I'm not making this up) weirdly raping women is the first clear allusion to rape since the original
Alien – it has no value or interest here but I mention it has possibly the only interesting element from this non-cannon fiasco. 2.5/10
Predators (Antal, 2010) - Probably the only “serious” Predator film, in that it doesn't fall back on dumb one liners, comic relief, or obvious self-referential insides. It's also the sequel that's the closest to the original, with its jungle settings and band of overtly dangerous and trained misfits. It doesn't really make it a better film, but it makes it easier to compare to the Alien series – and the comparison is still pretty ugly. You do have a single female mixed to a crew of bad boys, but even though she's a capable warrior herself, she's still there as damsel in distress and feminized through her human compassion – as opposed to our abs-showing Adrien Brody (what?), with his no-nonsense cold-blooded rationale, she gets fooled by the lying coward psychopath who wants to take advantage of her (she gets objectified quite a bit for a warrior). We're miles away from the worst of the Alien offerings, with not much to work on. The typical Predator elements – the thermovision, the voice recording, etc. – are still there, and again only used as gimmicks. 3.5/10
Prometheus (Scott, 2012) - The great mistake of the Alien sequels was to try and do more of the same, and always to say less. More crew, more muscles, more weapons, more creatures, more deaths, and more of the evil bad company, but still the films all feel as less.
Prometheus goes in the opposite direction: too much ambition and ideas, and just about no xenomorph. It's a film about creation, and it opens with beautiful shots of what might be Earth before mankind: most of these shots are of abstract composition - pointing to a form of creation freed from predetermined design. Then, the Engineer's self-sacrifice launches the creation of life (of humanoid life anyway), and appear some shots of DNA constructs: creation again, but intelligent design, the argument of creationists. Different references to Christianity through the film point to different interpretations of the Story-of-Man that's being told, some where the Engineers decided to punish mankind for the crucifixion. I'm not too fond of these, and I don't really care about the story at face-value. What's really interesting are the themes that are explored through these ideas: creation, procreation, parenthood (or lineage), and again, gender and male anxiety. The Alien sequels did a poor job at bringing anything to the original film's propositions on this regard, even though they all played with some forms of gender-bending ideas. The idea of the female bettering the supermale is kind of lost by Cameron's introduction of Vasquez and the
strong woman. There's no reminder of the characters' femininity (the famous panties shots) in assessing their overpowering of men. In Aliens, the female characters show their strengths by adopting male characteristics (“have you ever been mistaken for a man?”) or behaviors (Ripley impressing everyone by her ability to drive the lift), and the male aliens – who lost their gigantic penis shape – are only the weaker soldiers of the powerful Queen. In
Alien³, Ripley's femininity is reminded by her pregnancy, but she's reduced to needing the help of men (to save her from rape, and to achieve her plan), and the real threat is again the Queen she has in her.
In
Prometheus, as in Christianity, the creators of mankind are supermales. Not presented as huge penis as was the first Alien, but as super muscular giant humanoids (they're actually close in stature to the supermale the original Predator comes to face). Like in the original film, this supermale meets his match when facing the female: Shaw's femininity was just reassessed by her pregnancy and her running around half naked, but this time she needs the help of the superfemale beast that came out of her – first clear inclusion of the vagina dentata in the series (the facehuggers were leaning this way). Through (not exactly immaculate) conception, Christianity's unwilling use of the female body as a vehicle for the birth of Christ is reversed in superb ironic fashion, away from any control of Man. Since the weird alien space jockey was really only an helmet, and the Engineers too close to us to be abject, the superfemale beast really is the only truly horrific being in the film.
The characters of David (the robot) and Vickers (Weyland's daughter) also are very interesting. The women in the film are not exactly androgynous, their refusal of traditional feminine characteristics – Shaw's sterility, and Vicker's cold emotionless front – end up breaking. David is the androgen, his femininity subtly makes him more powerful than the supermale (he has the same fate as the first engineer they encounter, he gets beheaded, but he survives). When one of the male characters tell him he's been made to look like them, he replies that he hopes to be not too close to them, even though it is noted elsewhere that he shouldn't be programmed to hope. Both him and Vickers normalize the desire to see your father/creator die, pointing to Shaw getting rid of the Engineer, her creator, and possibly back to the crucifixion again.
Like
Alien,
Prometheus works both as a true original sci-fi/horror genre film and as a rich thought-provoking tale. In that, it feels like its only true deserving descendant (or is it ancestor?). 8.5/10
Alien: Covenant (Scott, 2017) - Probably as a reaction to fans' reception of the first prequel, this one blurs the lines a little. It more clearly ties-in with the Alien films in tone (darker, and more horror-oriented, with the “return” - or the birth - of the original xenomorph) but is still a direct sequel to
Prometheus in themes (and might be the film that's further away from the original
Alien themes of the whole series). It starts off solidifying the parallel that was proposed between the creation of life and arts, and promises to go further in its theological considerations (covenant) – again, the film is swarming with ideas and leads, but it's not as ambitious as its predecessor, and surely not as focused as the original
Alien. Of the new mind-toys to play with, the double was to me the most interesting. The
same-same but different androids differ on one thing, their ability to create: Walter can retain and repeat with precision, and he thinks he is closer to perfection because he is the upgraded version of David, but David thinks he is the perfect model, for he has free will, and thus can create. Creation here is both composing an elegy/drawing portraits, and the creation of life.
Dizygotic twins refer to the two disparate eggs they come from, it's not directly mentioned in the film, but they are kind of the echoed remnants of the original themes. David is playing God and, like his father created him, he is creating life throufh his experiments. In destroying the Engineers, he is Zeus punishing Prometheus for his creation. But when Walter proves to him that his free willed perfection is fallible (and that one wrong note can destroy a symphony), when David wrongly attributes
Ozymandias to Byron, it is just about impossible not to think about
The Modern Prometheus, even though they are discussing Mary Shelley's husband. David wishes to be the God of the Prometheus tale, but he is first of all our creation, the Monster. The ending, with weak suspense about the identity swap, opens itself to plot holes and cheapens the film a little, but it is the darker and more sinister chapter of what was an already pretty bleak series of films, and for that deserves some credit. 7/10
The Predator (Black, 2018) - I just can't believe I watched this thing a second time. We're back to the self-referential dumb humor (“You're one beautiful motherf***er”), but with levels of stupidity unattained yet. It burrows from the dumber stuff
Predators introduced (the hunting dogs, the bigger preds hunting the smaller ones), but makes them even worse. The dogs now have dreads (maybe they're sensors - !?), but if that's not enough for you, the Predator – at first subtitled, but eventually right out translated to English – will get you rolling on the floor when he gets the mic with his stand-up routine where he identifies the 9 y/o autistic kid as the true warrior leader of the army and rogue soldiers. 2/10
From best to worst:
Alien
Prometheus
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Aliens
Alien: Covenant
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Alien³
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Alien: Resurrection
Predator
Predators
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AvP
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AvP: Requiem
Predator 2
The Predator