Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986) - 7/10
Jason Voorhees stalks the camp counselors at Camp Crystal Lake.
If you ask the Average Joe to give a synopsis of the Friday the 13th series, what I just wrote is likely how they'll respond. However, it's not until the sixth entry in the series that it's actually true. And that's with me stretching the truth a bit - Camp Crystal Lake has been renamed to Camp Forest Green in this film. Also - for the first and only time in series history - there are actually campers there!
To quote the Youtube channel Dead Meat, this is "the first Friday film that feels like a real movie." Compared to its predecessors, Part VI has stronger cinematography, direction, and seemingly production values, even though the budget is more or less the same with previous entires. It definitely stands out from the rest of the series, especially when you're watching them all in a row (like a certain someone is).
In addition to the step up in visual quality, there are a couple of other big changes. The first is that Part VI is loaded with comedy; they beat you over the head with it to the point the movie borders on parody. Because it's so tongue-in-cheek, the movie feels like a series reboot, and honestly feels like something you'd see coming out in 2022 - not 1986, only a year after Part V.
The other big change is this is the first movie with a supernatural element in the form of the unkillable "Zombie" Jason. He was tough to deal with before, but he could be wounded. In this movie, Jason absorbs multiple .357 Magnum rounds to the chest from point blank range and it doesn't do anything. He's unstoppable.
Because of the added comedy and supernatural element, I've always seen Part VI has the Metallica "Black" Album of the series. Though it's high in quality (in my opinion at least; and many probably wouldn't agree that the Black Album is high in quality), it's so different from the previous entries that it changes the direction of the rest of the series, and not in a good way. More on that later.
Personally part VI is one of my favorites. Though I generally prefer my Friday movies with the raw, more serious feel of the earlier entries, I still enjoy this one a lot. I love the look of utility belt Jason (a controversial opinion), and Part VI has some of my favorite kills; specifically the RV sequence. Additionally, the film features my favorite protagonist, Sheriff Garris. He definitely starts off as an asshole and you think they're setting him up to be an antagonist, but he turns out to be the heartbeat of the movie, IMO.
It's not all sunshines and rainbows though. Aside from the divisive comedy element, this movie also has character issues. As mentioned, I love Sheriff Garris, and for the most part the side characters are okay. The problem is Tommy Jarvis sucks; it's an extremely ham performance by Thom Matthews, and his acting is distractingly bad in some scenes. "Final girl" Megan is pretty mediocre too, though I chalk this up as a writing issue more than an acting one. Jennifer Cooke's performance is pretty good, she just doesn't have much to work with.
Either way, I could pretty much have cared less if either character lived or died. Obviously, not ideal that the two main characters are duds, but the rest of the movie is strong enough to overcome it.
Also, not sure where to throw this in, but according to the sources I've read, this movie takes place roughly 1 year after Part V.
Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988) - 6/10
Almost 10 years after the events of Part VI, Jason re-emerges to stalk a group of Crystal Lake vacationers holding a surprise birthday party. However, he may have met his match in the clairvoyant supernatural Tina.
Part VII is the first movie with Kane Hodder portraying Jason; ironic because his first turn playing the slasher villain is so late in the series, even though he's the actor most synonymous with playing the slasher villain. Though Hodder isn't my personal favorite Jason, he unquestionably adds a ton of swagger to the character. Jason also visually looks outstanding in this movie; the battle damaged make-up is one of his most iconic looks.
Though Jason is a stand out, Part VII has issues. The first of which is the plot; it's pretty bad. I can live with Tina having supernatural powers, but the subplot of her doctor trying to manipulate her for personal gain takes up a ton of the screen time and doesn't really go anywhere. Her doctor, Dr. Crews, and one of the party goers, Melissa, are the first two non-serial killer antagonists in the series, by the way.
Famously, of all the movies in the series, this is the one that got watered down the most by the MPAA; Part VII cuts away jarringly quick from most kills. There is even a kill where Jason mauls someone with a tree trimmer, but we don't see a drop of blood.
My biggest issue with this movie is the direction though. Aside from being a step down from Part VI in general, we get a ton - a
ton - of POV shots of Jason, which look like someone walking while holding a camcorder. With only a couple exceptions, every kill goes like this: a character is distracted looking at something. Cut to a POV shot of Jason stumbling towards their oblivious ass. Character turn at the last second and Jason kills them.
It's very lame and it happens at least five times in Part VII. There is a very cool moment where a character is walking through a dark kitchen; lightning strikes and we see Jason standing in the corner. They don't even beat you over the head with it either; it's possible to miss Jason hiding in the corner, which makes it somewhat creepier. However, the character then starts rummaging through the refrigerator and you can guess what happens next. POV shot of Jason approaching, character turns at the last second, dead. I think the scene would've been a lot more effective if lightning had struck again, we see Jason is now missing, and then said character is stalked for a minute or two before meeting their demise. Speaking of which, lightning strikes three or four times in this movie, but it's one of the rare Friday movies where it doesn't rain.
Part VII isn't all bad though. The final 15 minutes, the battle between Jason and Tina, is one of the most iconic moments of the series. Great stunt work by Kane Hodder, who takes a beating - including falling through a staircase and being set on fire. Also, even after the MPAA forced edits, this movie does have some kills I really enjoy; specifically the famous sleeping bag kill, and another kill where a character gets axed in the face.
I also love the intro, narrated by Walt Gorney, who played Crazy Ralph in the first two films. It shows clips from Parts IV & VI and it set to very dark and foreboding music, informing the audience that the comedy of the previous entry won't be found in this movie.
Part VII is the last Friday entry for a while that takes place in the familiar Crystal Lake area. I give it a light 6 (6 = average/okay for me). It has its problems, but it's still a decent entry into the series.
A couple other random notes I don't know where to cram in...
- For all of the LGBTQ fans, Friday the 13th Part VII is apparently often referred to as FriGay the 13th, due to the fact five of the actors in the film are gay. Jason doesn't discriminate with who he kills.
- The Friday movies have always messed around with time. I've been trying to add timeline information in my reviews because some movies take place years apart, whereas others take place literally the following day. Part VII is the most egregious though, taking place close to a decade after Part VI. According to the sources I've read, that places this film somewhere between 1997 and 2001, which is hilarious because this movie could not visually look anymore like the 1980's.