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Split Second
with Rutger Hauer, Kim Cattral, and various British people.
1992 non-budget version of dystopian 2008 London. It's underwater due to global warming, forcing the cops to drive around everywhere in jeeps through knee-deep water (everyone remember that?). Hauer is hardboiled police detective *cough* Harley Stone, all leather trenchcoat wreathed in cigar smoke and bulging-eyed intensity. He's on the trail of a possibly supernatural serial killer who killed his partner years ago, and he's the kind of movie cop who can get suspended, punch a captain in the face, wave his impossibly large gun around wherever he wants and get away with it. He's stuck with straight-laced newbie Dick Durkin (and it took me several tries to remember his name wasn't Dirk Diggler), his ex-partner's ex-wife (Cattral) shows up to be the damsel in distress, and they all risk peril in Harley's apartment, which could easily be featured in a Hoarders episode. Seriously, there are pigeons randomly fluttering around. People keep dying horribly, Stone keeps littering and not eating properly, and (You're serious? That's the name we're going with?) Dick Durkin finds his inner badass. General stupefaction happens.
Wow. Just...wow. Definitely in the so bad it's good genre...but I have no interest whatsoever in seeing it ever again. Special effects reminiscent of an old Kolchak episode. Logic nowhere in sight. Mashes together several police procedural/action/horror/future dystopia tropes more or less randomly. Plot? What's that? If you asked anyone in the movie about it, they'd probably deny ever having heard of it. If Rutger Hauer was still alive, I'm sure he'd punch you in the face for even mentioning it. 2021 Nicholas Cage would've been perfect for the role; no doubt he's trying to hatch a plan to go back in time to take over production as we speak. Evil villain is basically Venom wearing sunglasses.
I have no idea why it's called Split Second. Or why it was made. Oh, and bafflingly, the guy who played Dick Durkin was actually married to the actress who played Skylar White on Breaking Bad for like twenty years. Remember that as you watch this.
On Prime and youtube. Weirdest hour and half you'll ever have.
I can't even come up with a suitable quip for the pic. It was that bizarre.
with Rutger Hauer, Kim Cattral, and various British people.
1992 non-budget version of dystopian 2008 London. It's underwater due to global warming, forcing the cops to drive around everywhere in jeeps through knee-deep water (everyone remember that?). Hauer is hardboiled police detective *cough* Harley Stone, all leather trenchcoat wreathed in cigar smoke and bulging-eyed intensity. He's on the trail of a possibly supernatural serial killer who killed his partner years ago, and he's the kind of movie cop who can get suspended, punch a captain in the face, wave his impossibly large gun around wherever he wants and get away with it. He's stuck with straight-laced newbie Dick Durkin (and it took me several tries to remember his name wasn't Dirk Diggler), his ex-partner's ex-wife (Cattral) shows up to be the damsel in distress, and they all risk peril in Harley's apartment, which could easily be featured in a Hoarders episode. Seriously, there are pigeons randomly fluttering around. People keep dying horribly, Stone keeps littering and not eating properly, and (You're serious? That's the name we're going with?) Dick Durkin finds his inner badass. General stupefaction happens.
Wow. Just...wow. Definitely in the so bad it's good genre...but I have no interest whatsoever in seeing it ever again. Special effects reminiscent of an old Kolchak episode. Logic nowhere in sight. Mashes together several police procedural/action/horror/future dystopia tropes more or less randomly. Plot? What's that? If you asked anyone in the movie about it, they'd probably deny ever having heard of it. If Rutger Hauer was still alive, I'm sure he'd punch you in the face for even mentioning it. 2021 Nicholas Cage would've been perfect for the role; no doubt he's trying to hatch a plan to go back in time to take over production as we speak. Evil villain is basically Venom wearing sunglasses.
I have no idea why it's called Split Second. Or why it was made. Oh, and bafflingly, the guy who played Dick Durkin was actually married to the actress who played Skylar White on Breaking Bad for like twenty years. Remember that as you watch this.
On Prime and youtube. Weirdest hour and half you'll ever have.
I can't even come up with a suitable quip for the pic. It was that bizarre.
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