Laine rocking a new look for next season

[Casper The Soy Ghost]

Shaving the head is so much work. Shaving my facial hair is already so much work.

Fr, I shave my head every day/2-3 days apart at most. It doesn't take too long, but getting up early every morning and shaving it all with a razor sucks ass.

 

[ViD]

Pretty sure if someone like Wayne Rooney who was practically bald was able to get their hair back, I don’t see how Matthews can’t

 

[Casper The Soy Ghost]

Idk why athletes rarely get hair transplants, like you have the money why not. I know it's better to get when you still have some hair, but still

This.

Wayne Rooney had a successful transplant, looks good.

 

[summer tooth]

Very proud of Patty! Tons of new outfits will go with this look.

 

[Casper The Soy Ghost]

He looks like a pale version of Andrew Tate. Hope he'll start cutting some vicious promos like Tate too.


You should try growing a mullet. Having a mullet is sweet!

As soon as you are bald and got a beard everyone thinks of Andrew Tate, lol.

I look nothing like him but I got a beard and a shaved head, people in Mallorca came up to me and wanted to take pictures in a club in Alcudia (Mallorca) because they thought I was Andrew Tate. Even when I said no to their question if I was him, they didn't believe me lol. Not until they heard me speaking swedish to my girlfriend.

And they still wanted to take a pic...

1st line winger and debt collector for Columbus Blue Jackets.

Next thing on the to-do list, fix the teeth.

 

[Casper The Soy Ghost]

Imagine being concerned about another man's hairline. Yikes.

I guess you could say the walk on a thin line.

 

[FunkySeeFunkyDo]

Another paparazzi angle for you animals .

He looks like Walter White from Breaking bad series from this angle. I also get some Michael Douglas vibes from "Falling Down" movie, because it seems like he's in some traffic and about to loose it.

Falling Down: Ein ganz normaler Tag (1993) ⭐ 7.6 | Action, Crime, Drama

1h 53m | 16

www.imdb.com

 

[Mestaruus]

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Yep you see it too. It's the same person clearly .

Next he looses it like Michael Douglas in that Falling Down movie, because of the traffic. When Laine was a junior player there was a famous incident where he did a threat to a coach and that became a huge story line where people even started questioning his draft position in case he would be some kind of a psychopat or something, but he clearly isn't such, quite the opposite. Everyone he has played with has said that he's a good teammate and a good locker room guy.

 

[Mestaruus]

Auston Matthews looks like he’s rocking the “Frank Barrone” from Everybody Loves Raymond.

Every thread becomes a Auston Matthews thread one way or another.

 

[Mestaruus]

Eh, at least he never seemed too serious about his style.

You've seen Matthews though? Man dresses like a clown and seems like he thinks it looks good.

The rivalry always continues in one form or another. Right now it's a fashion rivalry.

Maybe Gaudreau feeds Laine well enough next season and Laine takes the Rocket trophy from Matthews. Although realistically that would require for Matthews to miss some games due to injuries.

 

[DeeQ]

 

[Andrei79]

I might be wrong but i'm pretty sure even after transplants you need to be on a drug (finasteride?), which can have hormonal side affects. Something elite athletes probably wouldn't want to risk.

Has there been any players that have had it?

A famous one was Jose Theodore. He even had to do a press conference because he tested positive at the 02 olympics.

 

[DEANYOUNGBLOOD17]

Dr . Evil says……

“I want 8 MILLION DOLLARS………” times 4 years. ( everybody laughs)

 

[TheAngryHank]

Built for speed

Greasy yet aerodynamic.

 

[OgeeOgelthorpe]

RIP Laine's playoff look

Laine's new drip makes me think he's a villain from 1980's hit TV show "Miami Vice"

 

[Sasha Orlov]

My, what a handsome man

 

[Sun God Nika]

I recently shaved my head and got all sorts of compliments.

Sure the bald look isn't the best but it's almost always better than the balding look.

Sucks as a society we haven’t figured out a cure for balding yet .

I’m fortunate to have a strong hairline probably one of the only things I got going for me in the genetic lottery

 

[Quinning]

Holy f***, Matthews is at Getzlaf level of deniability.

 

[larmex99]

My, what a handsome man

Said no one ever…..

 

[Voight]

Poor guy had to go bald at 24.

 

[Aurinko]

Looking at this hair and confidence, I think we might be quietly looking for a 50g+ season from him.

 

[Dave92]

Honestly wouldn't be shocked if it helped his play in a small way. Hair loss can be borderline traumatizing for some people, especially at his age.

 

[Dallas Winston]

Man good thing he is a millionaire. Or he'd get no action lol

 

[Aurinko]

Man good thing he is a millionaire. Or he'd get no action lol

TBH if he wants the mop back, he probably has enough $$ to get one.

 

[The Gr8 Dane]

Gotta feel for all the baldies in here writing their sob stories