Laine rocking a new look for next season

[Shane Diesel]

Imagine being concerned about another man's hairline. Yikes.

 

[Viqsi]

We call it the Lebron where I'm from.


Lol is that really him? That looks like a random blonde guy on break at his job cleaning up the cinema.

Looks like an off-angle photo of another photo to me.

 

[InYOFACE!]

When The Norwood Reaper comes for you, he spares no one!

 

[Panteras]

Overdue, he is rocking it well.

^you're next

 

[Just A Bit Outside]

Carpet match the drapes?

 

[Big Bobby]

It's always better to man up and shave it off. Take solace that even a guy like Auston Matthews is going to be forced to bic it sooner or later. I have no idea how some kind of cure for male pattern baldness has not been invented yet.

 

[LeapOnOver]

Y'all know wearing helmets contributes to baldness right? No baldness in my family... I've got long lochs. My brother, a soldier, completely bald and eight years younger than me. Let's give the millionaires a break for sacrificing scalp healthiness to entertain us.

 

[DisgruntledHawkFan]

That's like using a wheelchair just for the fun of it.

Just giving the rest of you a chance.

 

[Jeremy Hronek]

Y'all know wearing helmets contributes to baldness right? No baldness in my family... I've got long lochs. My brother, a soldier, completely bald and eight years younger than me. Let's give the millionaires a break for sacrificing scalp healthiness to entertain us.

I think that's false. I'm pretty sure it's just genetics.

 

[SwedishFire]

Matthews can’t afford Rogaine or what ?

To late for that... odd decision to not start if he fighting it so hard

 

[hossua34]

When The Norwood Reaper comes for you, he spares no one!

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Matthews looks like he lives in 1970s Myrtle Beach and splits time between filming porn and selling used cars.

 

[Shark Finn]

It sure is offseason

 

[Blowfish]

Overdue, he is rocking it well.

^you're next

OMG he's so overdue....however I bet you he goes the Tom Brady/Jordan Spieth/Sergio Garcia route.

 

[Foppberg]

Had to be done. No one wants the George Coztanze/Larry David patch look.

If I ever go bald I'm going FULL Larry David.

 

[Noble]

Good. Nothing sadder than seeing some poor schmuck walking around trying to pull off a mop of thin balding hair.

 

[nergish]

Elias Pettersson buzzed his this summer too. He was also quietly thinning, with a bald father.

Didn’t hit me as young as these fellas, but I went to the shaved look once I hit 30. Laine looks better, now just focus on scoring goals!

 

[Macbanan]

Shaved my head when I lost enough hair and look better for. Still hate how people nowadays basically try to shame everyone with a thinning head of hair into shaving it off.

Let people keep their hair if they want to. Personally I think skullets look really cool but I haven't got the guts to grow one out, I hoped Laine would be the guy to do it!

 

[TheDawnOfANewTage]

I might be wrong but i'm pretty sure even after transplants you need to be on a drug (finasteride?), which can have hormonal side affects. Something elite athletes probably wouldn't want to risk.

Has there been any players that have had it?

Wasn’t it Thibault who got popped for PEDs and gave something like that as a reason?

 

[missionAvs]

Matthews can’t afford Rogaine or what ?

That's past rogaine brobama.

 

[GreenBubbleRaincoat]

Wasn’t it Thibault who got popped for PEDs and gave something like that as a reason?

You're thinking of Jose Theodore, and his "propecia".

 

[Channelcat]

I always thought he'd suit the Hulk Hogan skullet and goat.

 

[NotCommitted]

Idk why athletes rarely get hair transplants, like you have the money why not. I know it's better to get when you still have some hair, but still

If you actually have a receeding hairline, chances are you've known since you were 15 (or even sooner) that it's going to go, you just don't quite know when. Even if you're blessed with fast hair, that still gives you years to get to grips with the idea.

Also, I bet most people don't care quite as much as the average HFboarder seems to... I swear I've never seen so much obsessing over hairlines as I've seen here

I always thought he'd suit the Hulk Hogan skullet and goat.

I really hope he lets it grow through the season like he usually does, his pregame outfits look so much better with the beginnings of a skullet.

 

[JPeeper]

Transplant is an "insecure loser" type of a move, shaving bald is a confident move.

Say the people who can't afford it.

 

[rboomercat90]

Wow. I never saw the resemblance before.

 

[aight]

Auston Matthews looks like he’s rocking the “Frank Barrone” from Everybody Loves Raymond.