GDT: Kraken versus You Tought Utah a Puddy Cat

[kihei]

Let's beat 'em up and make them sorry they ever saw us.

...and guess who starts in goal for us.

 

[kihei]

Behind the eight ball in less than three minutes as Sergachev opens the scoring.

 

[kihei]

Daccord a little out of position on a four-on-three and Keller makes it 2-0.

 

[RayMartyniukTotems]

Nick DeSimone should be playing in Italia

 

[kihei]

To add insult to injury Yamamoto, of all people, scores on the extended power play 3-0. Maybe Joey could have used a night off, eh?

 

[RayMartyniukTotems]

Kraken should just lose the restof the way and insure a top 3 pick as Buffalo keeps winning at just the right time

 

[Bear of Bad News]

Ostman should have started, but he may finish at this rate.

 

[RayMartyniukTotems]

If not Yeti then why not Sasquatch

 

[RayMartyniukTotems]

Ostman should have started, but he may finish at this rate.

Did they send Gru to the Glue Factory

 

[RayMartyniukTotems]

Maybe Gru heads back to Germany and plays for them at the 2026 Olympics in Milano-Cortina,Italia

 

[RayMartyniukTotems]

Ostman should have started, but he may finish at this rate.

So why is Ostman the back up tonight?

 

[Bear of Bad News]

So why is Ostman the back up tonight?

Sounds like the team's got the flu - I don't know if Grubauer specifically has it but it stands to reason.

 

[Bear of Bad News]

Fun game - can you name all six goaltenders who have dressed for the Kraken this year?

 

[Fuhrious]

Wait what? He started Daccord in both games of a back to back???

 

[Fuhrious]

Fkin hell man, okay the switch is flipped. Fire Bylsma.

 

[Bear of Bad News]

Forslund just confirmed that Grubauer's out sick.

 

[Fuhrious]

Shots 15 to 4 for Utah in that first period.

Daccord gives up 3 after inexplicably starting both games of a b2b

Make. This. Team. Make. Sense.

 

[Fuhrious]

Forslund just confirmed that Grubauer's out sick.

Then start Ostman?

 

[Bear of Bad News]

Then start Ostman?

Sure, okay. I advocated for that above.

 

[Fuhrious]

Sure, okay. I advocated for that above.

If I sound like I'm being shitty with you, I apologize. I'm just thoroughly exasperated with how this team is approaching these final 10 games of the season.

 

[RayMartyniukTotems]

Fun game - can you name all six goaltenders who have dressed for the Kraken this year?

Joey,Philip,Nikko,Ales,Victor and...Jack?

 

[Fuhrious]

Like...this should be the time they audition younger players either for more TOI / bigger roles or call up prospects from CV and give them an actual run with halfway legitimate utilization in order to see where they are at.

Instead it's 17 minutes of Cups a night.

 

[Fistfullofbeer]

Fkin hell man, okay the switch is flipped. Fire Bylsma.

I came here just to say this. f***ing back-to-back, meaningless games and still starting Daccord.

f*** off Bylsma and don't come back.

 

[RayMartyniukTotems]

This has really turned into a barn Burner

 

[Bear of Bad News]

Joey,Philip,Nikko,Ales,Victor and...Jack?

Not bad! No Jack (Lafontaine, I presume), but yes to Michael Matyas.