Why claim "boots on the ground" then? Poisoning the well?
It was meant as a satire of people who clamour to be Twitter/board insiders. I edited the thread title to clarify that I found this on Reddit because I respect the sanctity of making a new thread, and I understand that only 3 people here actually say hi to people in Ceci jerseys and might actually be confused into thinking I'm claiming to be an actual #BoardInsider.
I don't mean to break the immersion again, but it's clearly meant as satire when I joke that I "broke the Norris trade" because I saw two strategically placed racks filled with Norris jerseys a week or two before he was traded and reported on it in the game day thread. I do not actually ask the Tim Hortons cashiers or the 404 driver if they heard anything about whether Staios is working on getting a bottom pairing D.
Whether I actually wear a Ceci jersey, I can't divulge that. It would be like telling someone Santa isn't real.
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