IIHF Power Rankings

[Finnpin]

1. Finland: Cheer up, Canada: Kivisto also scored once in the KHL
2. Russia: Victory is ours! (Unless we massively screw up.)
3. Canada: ETS (Evil Twin Syndrome)
4. Czech Republic: The U.S. drinks milk, not Krusovice
5. Sweden: Henrik and Daniel, we love you and miss you
6. United States: The Czechs are old – last year one guy was 68
7. Germany: Sturm for Chancellor!
8. Denmark: Our PP is now the ultimate power in the universe
9. Slovakia: St. Petersburg ain’t what it used to be
10. Norway: Jonas? Jonas? It’s OK. You can stop playing now.
11. Switzerland: If our goalies ate more chocolate, they’d be wider
12. Belarus: Jesus saves, Stas scores on the rebound
13. Latvia: For the record, we beat Norway 3-1 (in 1938)
14. France: As a team, we need to read more Asterix books
15. Hungary: French kissing is banned
16. Kazakhstan: “Love in an elevator/Livin’ it up when I’m goin’ ownâ€

 

[Lempo]

-And well, I hear when you combine nightlife and nakedness, you may get an activity some akin to sport...

That's the expectation. The reality more often is akin to a Finnish movie starring Samuli Edelman.