Post-Game Talk: I think this team might have some flaws

[will1066]

Can only hope no scout is actually watching.

Gordie Clark was there

 

[Hire Sather]

That narrative is so stupid. Are they winning right now with Igor in net while actually trying to win?

Imagine what happens if they actually try and tank. It's a non-issue.

I don't care about tanking. I don't want to be Buffalo.

Igor's 11.5 will make it impossible to build a proper team around him.

 

[17futurecap]

 

[KirkAlbuquerque]

Kreider can barely skate. For the love of god put him on IR.

Why so we continuously play players who are clearly injured and cant do anything

because the might lose their spot to a younger player. can't have that.

 

[17futurecap]

Gordie Clark was there

He still has Ryan Gropp 6th on our board.

 

[Peltz]

Abominable hockey. We could have played 30 periods and wouldn’t have scored.

Some of you owe Breadman a big apology, and should spend the rest of your days forbidden to eat sandwiches, burgers, etc. with buns / bread like those idiots eat where they put a burger patty between lettuce.

You have lost the privilege of bread.

Honestly, Bread + goaltending is like 75% of this team.

 

[TheDirtyH]

One thing not getting much press: our historic contract goalie. Yeah, we're not scoring. Yes, our team sucks. But maybe once a month our GENERATIONAL $11.5 MILLION could not let in the first goal???

 

[Machinehead]

We should start a barbershop quartet where we sing about how bad the team is.

 

[DelZottoHitTheNetJK]

I don't care about tanking. I don't want to be Buffalo.

Igor's 11.5 will make it impossible to build a proper team around him.

Couldn't agree more. I thought you were saying Igor's contract would prevent us from being horribad. My apologies

 

[KirkAlbuquerque]

Fire: Laviolette and Housely

Trade: Kreider

Waive: Lindgren

Remove letter: Zibanejad, Fox

Call up: Rempe

 

[will1066]

We should start a barbershop quartet where we sing about how bad the team is.

A capella group?

 

[Brutananadilewski]

We should start a barbershop quartet where we sing about how bad the team is.

That's one way to turn more barbers into Sweeney Todd.

 

[Clark Kellogg]

You know, clearly, I was in
some kind of horrible accident,
I'm on my deathbed,
and this entire thing
is just a hallucination
constructed by my damaged brain
as it slowly shuts down.
It's not real.

In reality, the Rangers are in first place
setting records as they cut through the
league like a hot knife through butter.

 

[KirkAlbuquerque]

One thing not getting much press: our historic contract goalie. Yeah, we're not scoring. Yes, our team sucks. But maybe once a month our GENERATIONAL $11.5 MILLION could not let in the first goal???

When your team cannot score AT ALL, unless you pitch a shutout you're giving up the first goal.


All this hysteria about our terribel defending, this team's offense is more impotent than a grandpa high on cocaine

 

[CLW]

Abominable hockey. We could have played 30 periods and wouldn’t have scored.

Some of you owe Breadman a big apology, and should spend the rest of your days forbidden to eat sandwiches, burgers, etc. with buns / bread like those idiots eat where they put a burger patty between lettuce.

You have lost the privilege of bread.

Bread always was an issue. The team got lazy, or indoctrinated, and started to play Bread hockey when in reality there is only one Breadman.

 

[Machinehead]

A capella group?

No, an acapella group.

Don't be uncultured.

 

[New York RKY]

You know, clearly, I was in

some kind of horrible accident,

I'm on my deathbed,

and this entire thing

is just a hallucination

constructed by my damaged brain

as it slowly shuts down.

It's not real.

In reality, the Rangers are in first place

setting records as the cut through the

league like a hot knife through butter.

This was nice, was it Beyoncé?

 

[Bacon Artemi Bravo]

Fire: Laviolette and Housely

Trade: Kreider

Waive: Lindgren

Remove letter: Zibanejad, Fox

Call up: Rempe

Commit: Hari-Kari

 

[EdJovanovski]

Even *checks notes* Sarah Palin… is calling for Rempe to be called up!

 

[Clark Kellogg]

This was nice, was it Beyoncé?

Simone. Good Place Season 4, episode 1

 

[Machinehead]

Even *checks notes* Sarah Palin… is calling for Rempe to be called up!

The fact this appears to be real is not something I was prepared for.

 

[LiveLongandProspal]

Even *checks notes* Sarah Palin… is calling for Rempe to be called up!

She's banging Duguay

 

[TheDirtyH]

When your team cannot score AT ALL, unless you pitch a shutout you're giving up the first goal.


All this hysteria about our terribel defending, this team's offense is more impotent than a grandpa high on cocaine

For that contract, maybe a f***ing shutout then

 

[LiveLongandProspal]

The fact this appears to be real is not something I was prepared for.

She's banging Duguay. That's why she posted that.


And just when you thought we couldn't get any lower.

 

[CLW]

I don't care about tanking. I don't want to be Buffalo.

Igor's 11.5 will make it impossible to build a proper team around him.

We are Buffalo. We have the Buffalo stench from Drury, Peca and Housley too.