Post-Game Talk: I think this team might have some flaws

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Abominable hockey. We could have played 30 periods and wouldn’t have scored.

Some of you owe Breadman a big apology, and should spend the rest of your days forbidden to eat sandwiches, burgers, etc. with buns / bread like those idiots eat where they put a burger patty between lettuce. 🥬

You have lost the privilege of bread.
Honestly, Bread + goaltending is like 75% of this team.
 
You know, clearly, I was in
some kind of horrible accident,
I'm on my deathbed,
and this entire thing
is just a hallucination
constructed by my damaged brain
as it slowly shuts down.
It's not real.

In reality, the Rangers are in first place
setting records as they cut through the
league like a hot knife through butter.
 
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One thing not getting much press: our historic contract goalie. Yeah, we're not scoring. Yes, our team sucks. But maybe once a month our GENERATIONAL $11.5 MILLION could not let in the first goal???
When your team cannot score AT ALL, unless you pitch a shutout you're giving up the first goal.


All this hysteria about our terribel defending, this team's offense is more impotent than a grandpa high on cocaine
 
Abominable hockey. We could have played 30 periods and wouldn’t have scored.

Some of you owe Breadman a big apology, and should spend the rest of your days forbidden to eat sandwiches, burgers, etc. with buns / bread like those idiots eat where they put a burger patty between lettuce. 🥬

You have lost the privilege of bread.

Bread always was an issue. The team got lazy, or indoctrinated, and started to play Bread hockey when in reality there is only one Breadman.
 
You know, clearly, I was in

some kind of horrible accident,

I'm on my deathbed,

and this entire thing

is just a hallucination

constructed by my damaged brain

as it slowly shuts down.

It's not real.

In reality, the Rangers are in first place

setting records as the cut through the

league like a hot knife through butter.

This was nice, was it Beyoncé?
 
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