Hypothetical mega star: how would the league deal with this?

CTHabsfan

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I'd imagine his play would suffer once opposing teams start putting kryptonite on their jerseys and sticks.
 

blundluntman

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If I was a coach, I'd hire an ex con to sneak into the game disguised as a 4th liner and have him deliver a career ending injury to the guy. I'd make sure there were 4-5 guys buffered in between so it could never be pinned back to me. Then a few days before I was about to die, I'd confess to the world what I'd done and ride off into the sunset.
 

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league wouldn't do anything, they would promote the guy since he would be the biggest freak of nature the sports world has ever seen. then after about 10ish years the nhl would go back to obscurity.
 

Regal

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If he was 280 pounds the opposition wouldn't need to stop him, he'd be gassed by the start of the 2nd.

A better description of the mega star would be take Connor McDavid's speed, vision, skillset, basically everything, and add Ovechkin's one-timer, Barkov's defensive ability and hits like Scott Stevens.

Then put him on Buffalo and maybe they make the playoffs.
Okay, that last bit was unnecessary.

It’s not really that heavy depending on someone’s build. A 7 foot prime Ovechkin would probably weight 280 and still be fast. Lindros was like 230-240 at 6-4 and could skate as well.
 

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This happened to James Caan in Rollerball, and the league ended up trying to kill him.

Look it up if you don't believe me - this is a fact. League doesn't want you to know, but the documentary about this laid it out pretty well.
 
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Premature off season thread maybe, but the thought popped a couple of times in my mind and I wanted to gather the opinions of you guys.

What would happen if the NHL witnessed the coming of a mega star, I’m talking about the guy who racks up 8-10 points a night, 7 feet tall 280 behemoth that can’t be hurt by the opposition so you can’t stop him. The type of monster you created in EA NHL when you first started playing. After 5 Stanley Cup in a row won exclusively because of him, would the league intervene to nerf this guy?

Your opinion is crucial on this.
Get back to me when this happens as this is stuff I don't worry about at all as I'm too busy thinking about a mid 50s guy who becomes the oldest rookie ever to lead my Canucks to the SC.......
 

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This isn’t out of the ordinary, this is patently ridiculous, if it was some sort of philosophic thought exercise with a purpose, sure, but it’s pure ridiculous fantasy, not “out of the ordinary.”

Gretzky didn’t even average 2 points per game, you’re saying to 4x or 5x the greatest player in history.

You call me dense for pointing out the absurdity of your scenario, but you don’t seem to understand you’re not pitching something that could possibly happen in reality.

Do you actually think something like this is possible, or you simply want people to join you in a pure fantasy scenario?
You seem aggressively mad about this topic for some reason. It's a simple "what if?" scenario, take it easy! :laugh:
 
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Perfect_Drug

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Gretzky was nearly doubling up points on the next non-linemate.
And there was a LOT of nerfing going on with him and his game.


So yeah, if a guy scored 8 points per game, they would nerf the game.
 

Mr Positive

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Because it is the NHL, to help with parity there would be a different standard for infractions against that player and that would limit his effectiveness.
 

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One thing is absolutely certain — this guy would be targeted and injured more often than healthy. He’d have a 500 game career and people would argue whether there needed to be a crackdown on kicking superstars in the face after the whistle.
 
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I know off season is coming soon, but please guys, wait with those threads a couple of days...
 

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Great question. Initially I thought the league wouldn't do anything and soak up the astronimcal increase in coverage of the league, but then I realized it's the NHL and of course a ton of owners/teams would complain about it (and Bettman exists to please the owners).

So yes, I think they would nerf this guy somehow. I'm not really sure how but I'll speculate that the forward pass rule gets brought back.
 

tabness

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just go back in time and get the great Brett Hull to check this fool

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TheDawnOfANewTage

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Premature off season thread maybe, but the thought popped a couple of times in my mind and I wanted to gather the opinions of you guys.

What would happen if the NHL witnessed the coming of a mega star, I’m talking about the guy who racks up 8-10 points a night, 7 feet tall 280 behemoth that can’t be hurt by the opposition so you can’t stop him. The type of monster you created in EA NHL when you first started playing. After 5 Stanley Cup in a row won exclusively because of him, would the league intervene to nerf this guy?

Your opinion is crucial on this.

Dude, you can just say “Tage Thompson”, we know who you’re talking about.
 

The Great Mighty Poo

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How could a 7 foot tall, 280 lb. player put up that many points in a night??

I feel like they’d be slow as hell…
Dustin Rose could.

If I was a coach, I'd hire an ex con to sneak into the game disguised as a 4th liner and have him deliver a career ending injury to the guy. I'd make sure there were 4-5 guys buffered in between so it could never be pinned back to me. Then a few days before I was about to die, I'd confess to the world what I'd done and ride off into the sunset.
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