OT: Humour Thread

[macmaroon]

T-shirt of the day...

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[GeorgeJETson]

Bonus meme of the day...

 

[macmaroon]

T-shirt of the day...

Happy Halloween everyone...

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[kanadalainen]

The worlds most frightening animal makes noises like this.

 

[macmaroon]

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[kanadalainen]

Coelacanth Shrimp Scampi

- 1.0 kg of supporating coelacanth pristine shrimp meat, husked and deveined
- 3 cloves of garlic
- handful of parsley
- 1 tbsp of pepper flakes
- 3 tbsp mix of butter and olive admixture
- salt and pepper
- 0.5 kg of cooked (al dente) pasta - whatever you fancy
- half a lemon for squeezin'

Preparation

- kill coelacanth, be very careful of barbed pectorals
Heat the pot over medium heat.
Melt the butter in the pot.
Cook the garlic until it starts to brown.
Add the shrimp, salt, and pepper, cooking until shrimp is pink all the way through.
Add the lemon juice, chili flakes, and parsley.
Add the spaghetti, and toss until evenly coated.

Gather spousal equivalent and sundry children.

For more information check out the canadian willdlife service my recent post in the cooking thread.

 

[Stumbledore]

Coelacanth Shrimp Scampi

- 1.0 kg of supporating coelacanth shrimp meat, husked and deveined
- 3 cloves of garlic
- handful of parsley
- 1 tbsp of pepper flakes
- 3 tbsp mix of butter and olive admixture
- salt and pepper
- 0.5 kg of cooked (al dente) pasta - whatever you fancy
- half a lemon for squeezin'

Preparation

- kill coelacanth, be very careful of barbed pectorals
Heat the pot over medium heat.
Melt the butter in the pot.
Cook the garlic until it starts to brown.
Add the shrimp, salt, and pepper, cooking until shrimp is pink all the way through.
Add the lemon juice, chili flakes, and parsley.
Add the spaghetti, and toss until evenly coated.

Gather spousal equivalent and sundry children.

For more information check out the canadian willdlife service my recent post in the cooking thread.

I thought 'supporating meant developing pus.

 

[kanadalainen]

I thought 'supporating meant developing pus.

Yes indeed. That requires further crossing out**, yes?

**. See original post.

 

[Stumbledore]

Yes indeed. That requires further crossing out**, yes?

**. See original post.

Sure glad we're not having shrimp for lunch.

 

[buggs]

I thought 'supporating meant developing pus.

Some people's vocabulary is so large they outright lose control at times.

 

[Inanna]

Some people's vocabulary is so large they outright lose control at times.

if you eat supporating shrimp, you'll lose control of a lot more than just your vocabulary!

 

[kanadalainen]

 

[macmaroon]

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[macmaroon]

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[macmaroon]

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[macmaroon]

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[SUX2BU]

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I got your dx right here .................

 

[kanadalainen]

I got your dx right here .................

Looks like our office holiday party sans the potluck.

 

[macmaroon]

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[macmaroon]

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[Cnile]

 

[kanadalainen]

Nick Paul bears a fleeting resemblance to Rowan Atkinson.

Substract 60 kg, et voila!

 

[Jets 31]

Destination f***ed videos are good for a giggle.

 

[Cnile]

Nick Paul bears a fleeting resemblance to Rowan Atkinson.

Substract 60 kg, et voila!

I think Mark Giardano does too

 

[GeorgeJETson]

Random memes of the moment