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macmaroon

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T-shirt of the day...

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Meme of the day...

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Inanna

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True story.

Back in high school, some of us escaped to San D for a week and there was a lot of gossip about a recent newspaper report. Apparently, some jerk had actually used your t-shirt line at a viewing party at his house. One of the visiting girls -- who he had just shut down -- said okay, went to the kitchen with another friend, and they came back shortly with a big ham burrito. With lots of hooting and hollering from his admiring posse, the jerk accepted the burrito and wolfed it down, cementing his alpha male status.

The ball game on TV ended, most of the guests left and only then did he discover his burrito had contained liberal shavings of a very strong laxative....
 
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Inanna said:
True story.

Back in high school, some of us escaped to San D for a week and there was a lot of gossip about a recent newspaper report. Apparently, some jerk had actually used your t-shirt line at a viewing party at his house. One of the visiting girls -- who he had just shut down -- said okay, went to the kitchen with another friend, and they came back shortly with a big ham burrito. With lots of hooting and hollering from his admiring posse, the jerk accepted the burrito and wolfed it down, cementing his alpha male status.

The ball game on TV ended, most of the guests left and only then did he discover his burrito had contained liberal shavings of a very strong laxative....
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Have heard this story from multiple sources, it pops up about every 5 years since SNL introduced it back in the 70s. If even half of them are true, there's a lot of jerks out there who haven't learned that there's some babes you just don't cross.
 
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John Agar

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Speaking of Star Wars...

I loved the early Star Wars movies... it was Sci Fi done as a comic book serial...

Also the characters had a sense of humor... minus the Dark Side characters of course...

Now the last number of Star Wars movies take themselves so seriously... the "heroes" are so unlikable and contrived to the point of anyone being sympathetic towards them...

Time to laugh again at the expense of the founding movies of the franchise...

It's so great to laugh... enjoy...



And as a bonus... Lol... Seagulls Gonna Poke Your Knees...



And this one I would like to rename... "The Force Awokens"... frankly the dialogue reminds of any given HFJets GDT... :laugh:

 
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John Agar said:
Speaking of Star Wars...

I loved the early Star Wars movies... it was Sci Fi done as a comic book serial...

Also the characters had a sense of humor... minus the Dark Side characters of course...

Now the last number of Star Wars movies take themselves so seriously... the "heroes" are so unlikable and contrived to the point of anyone being sympathetic towards them...

Time to laugh again at the expense of the founding movies of the franchise...

It's so great to laugh... enjoy...



And as a bonus... Lol... Seagulls Gonna Poke Your Knees...

Click to expand...


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