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Ghoulies (1985) - 2/10
A son of a cult leader summons little demons for some reason. This is so terrible that, halfway through, I just wanted it over with and skipped through most of the second half until the end. The ghoulies are barely in it and barely do anything. I (like probably everyone else) always assumed that this was a Gremlins rip off, but it started production at the same time and was released afterward only because the filmmakers ran out of money and needed to scrape together more to finish it. Yeah, it's that low budget. Low budget can be fun, but this was just really bad.
Ghoulies II (1987) - 4/10
The ghoulies terrorize a rural carnival. This is one of those rare sequels that's better than the original, quite a bit better, in fact... though that has a lot to do with the original being awful. It's still stupid, but at least it's somewhat fun and the carnival setting is interesting. Even though the original wasn't a rip off of Gremlins, this sequel smartly took some cues from it by giving the ghoulies a lot more screen time and making them more evil. They spend most of their time in the horror walk-through attraction, where guests mistake them for animatronics, even when they're torturing their victims, who are also assumed to be part of the show, which was somewhat amusing. Unlike the original, which I had forgotten about, this one brought back some memories and nostalgia of watching it as a kid. It's not a good movie or anything, don't get me wrong, but it's the most watchable and best of the franchise.
Ghoulies III: Ghoulies Go to College (1990) - 3/10
The ghoulies are summoned to a college campus and kill a few co-eds. This one drops most of the horror and goes full comedy. The ghoulies now act like the Three Stooges and even talk, which is cringy. They're also less evil and spend half of their time spying on naked girls. They're even relegated a bit as the story is more about a rivalry between fraternities for which one can pull off the best pranks. Because of that, it feels sort of like a Revenge of the Nerds movie, but with ghoulies thrown in. It's watchable, but really lame.
Ghoulies IV (1994) - 3/10
A police detective has a jewel that a cult leader wants. Someone thought that it was a good idea to re-visit the subject of the original movie... and do it without any ghoulies. That's right... Ghoulies IV has no ghoulies in it, unless you count the inserted clips from the original. It does have two trolls (little people in really bad costumes), like the original, but they're friendly, funny trolls. In fact, come to think of it, this movie has no blood, gore, nudity or even a swear that I can remember, so it might've been made for TV. It all sounds really awful, and it is, but at least it has a few jokes and I found it more watchable than the original, which is to say that at least I didn't fast forward through the second half.
Well, that was a somewhat unpleasant marathon. The second was worth seeing again, but I didn't need to see the rest, especially when I had better horror movies I could've watched the day before Halloween. In fact, I'm realizing that this is probably more of a comedy franchise than a horror franchise. Oh well.
Your being very, very, very, very generous to Ghoulies III and IV IMO