The exit interviews really need to be a 1 hour presentation breaking down what absolutely historic losers they are. None of these guys can be Captain, no player entering the league will have any real respect for guys like Marner and Matthews who have been so thoroughly and repeatedly humiliated.
At some point you just start losing respect for them as people, because they have the skills they're just losers

. Every year they have to get in line and congratulate the men that dominated them no matter how heavily they were favored.