GDT: Hcanes @ Bhawks or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Martin Necas

[Boom Boom Apathy]

For every forward in the NHL that has played 100 min. or more this year (361 forwards) here's where Martinook ranks 5v5 prior to this game).

CF%: #1 (Staal #2, M. Tkachuk #3)
GF%: #18
xGF%: #2
SCF%: #2 (M. Tkachuk #1, Staal #3, Bergeron #4)
HDCF%: #4 (just ahead of Jack Hughes)

 

[Tryamw]

Martinook has been really good this year.. Though I am still skeptical of him being on the first line

 

[cptjeff]

Jordan Martinook has high energy children? Who would ever have guessed?

 

[Bunch of Jurcos]

For every forward in the NHL that has played 100 min. or more this year (361 forwards) here's where Martinook ranks 5v5 prior to this game).

CF%: #1 (Staal #2, M. Tkachuk #3)
GF%: #18
xGF%: #2
SCF%: #2 (M. Tkachuyk #1, Staal #3, Bergeron #4)
HDCF%: #4 (just ahead of Jack Hughes)

Jordan Martinook Hart Trophy Winner?

 

[whiskers]

I cant get Canes broadcast feed this year, always the other team , on the blackhawks braodcast they have Scott Darling as analyst , he sucks at it too

 

[Blueline Bomber]

 

[Tryamw]

Maybe we can have both our marty's..

 

[hblueridgegal]

Admin

 

[Blueline Bomber]

Maybe we can have both our marty's..

And both Jespers

 

[HisIceness]

Man, that's crazy.

 

[WreckingCrew]

Canes need grit & toughness

DW adds Adam Sandler...who got his @$$ beat by Bob Barker

 

[cptjeff]

Taking off a skate and chasing somebody not advised? Where's Bill Clement when you need him?

Edit: Sorry, that was Milbury, apologies to Clement.

 

[Tryamw]

Too much Canes.

Kochetkov!

 

[tarheelhockey]

Sadly, it's rarely that easy for us Canes fans...we secretly like drama

Hockey is never that easy.

 

[Unsustainable]

Kochetkov is ballsy

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Kochetkov makes my heart palpitate, but I kinda like it.

 

[cptjeff]

Koochie extends his stick again.

 

[MisterDobz]

Same ole Domi!

 

[Unsustainable]

Koochie extends his stick again.

What’s impressive, I had to fight like hell to get 2” of pecker out of 4” of clothing to piss, and he’s out there on actual ice whipping a stick around like that.

 

[tarheelhockey]

That was a massive snow job from Fast. Petr looks like he went skiing.

 

[cptjeff]

What’s impressive, I had to fight like hell to get 2” of pecker out of 4” of clothing to piss, and he’s out there on actual ice whipping a stick around like that.

Have you considered upgrading to carbon fiber?

 

[hblueridgegal]

Kochetkov makes my heart palpitate, but I kinda like it.

Such a showman..talk about drama

 

[tarheelhockey]

What’s impressive, I had to fight like hell to get 2” of pecker out of 4” of clothing to piss, and he’s out there on actual ice whipping a stick around like that.

The craziest thing is he has all that stick agility despite his massive pair of balls.

 

[MisterDobz]

Deadskins 20, Iggles 14 at the half…

 

[Unsustainable]

The craziest thing is he has all that stick agility despite his massive pair of balls.

You can hear the clanging on his saves, it’s the posts making that sound