World Cup: Group C: Brazil vs. Haiti, 6/19/2026

[Scandale du Jour]

game over bros

Did it ever even begin?

 

[Shocker]

Pretty bad first touch but the finish was class

 

[Sweetnut]

What a goal. A thing of beauty.

 

[Summer Rose]

Brazil’s defense is making Haiti look like curaçao

So if Germany beat Brazil 7-1, Brazil goes on to beat Haiti 7-1, does that mean that if Germany plays Haiti in the near future that they'll win 14-2?

 

[Bringer of Jollity]

Bad news for CONCACAF truthers

 

[GKJ]

The goalie acts like a big tough guy but he’s complete shit. You expect a keeper to have a chance there.

I don’t even know what happened. He just fall down?

 

[Brookbank]

What does he even do they said. Ha

 

[GKJ]

Raphina subbing out with injury

 

[Live in the Now]

I don’t even know what happened. He just fall down?

Yeah lol. And then on the offside goals earlier he rushed out and completely missed each time

 

[Bringer of Jollity]

What a goal. A thing of beauty.

Competent goalie stops that

 

[Brookbank]

Competent goalie stops that

Not really , no. It was high

 

[SeawaterOnIce]

Sub in Neymar you cowards!

 

[Bringer of Jollity]

Not really , no. It was high

Goalie played small, didn't come out enough, and cut the angle poorly. Doesn't matter how high he shot it.

 

[GKJ]

It’s 3

 

[Sweetnut]

Competent goalie stops that

That's a moot point. Shot was great.

 

[jcs0218]

Games like this is why this whole 48 team format is junk.

Haiti has no business being in a tournament like this.

 

[Live in the Now]

The keeper won’t stop anything. If they shoot it on target 10 times it’s ten goals. Rest of the team wasn’t that bad.

 

[Sweetnut]

Great touch with his sole and then an easy goal.
3-0

 

[SeawaterOnIce]

And if this isn’t exactly what happens it can only be match fixing

Haiti looked ok to start. Brazil up 3-0 before the half. Gonna end 7-0 as the leaked script showed.

 

[Shocker]

Well, i did have 5-0 prediction in my pool, but i thought that would be bit too much and Haiti would frustrate them more, but i guess not

 

[Jussi]

Sub in Neymar you cowards!

Can't sub in someone who isn't even on the bench.

 

[Shocker]

Can't sub in someone who isn't even on the bench.

When Brazil scored 1-0, there was one Brazilian fan in the stands that looked like a Neymar lookalike, perhaps they can sub him in

 

[Karterthadon]

Sub in Neymar you cowards!

Neymar was put on the roster to shut up Brazilian media. His contributions in this tournament will be to sit on the bench and showcase his jewelry and flashy hairstyles.

 

[Bozo Nicholson]

Sub in Neymar you cowards!

 

[Sweetnut]

There's a guy named Roger Ibanez on the Brazil bench. I bet he's great at guitar.