World Cup: Group C: Brazil vs. Haiti, 6/19/2026

[GKJ]

Step offside there

 

[Shocker]

Damn, wait till Brazilians learn about the offside rule, they're gonna be really good

 

[cgf]

Sane would fit right in with this Brazilian team, another offsides

 

[koyvoo]

Commentator mentioning how even Carlos Alberto Parreira’s mother complained to him about the style of game he had Brazil play in 1994 when he declared “f*** jogo bonito. Let ever other team worry about entertaining the masses”.

 

[Sweetnut]

All 48 teams. Spot the swede!

 

[Jack Straw]

Neymar apparently isn't in in Philadelphia for this game.

I saw Ronaldo and Ronaldinho in the stands though.

I don't think Ronaldo has another game left in him, but Ronaldinho might.

I remember reading a story about Ronaldinho playing in some prison league a few years ago while he was in prison for using fake passports, and he totally went off and dominated.

The first time I saw this I had a hard time believing it was real. If I stood 10 yards in front of the goal and you let me throw the ball, I couldn't do it.

 

[Sweetnut]

The first time I saw this I had a hard time believing it was real. If I stood 10 yards in front of the goal and you let me throw the ball, I couldn't do it.

How TF can he miss an empty net so many times? Wanker.

 

[koyvoo]

All 48 teams. Spot the swede!
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[Summer Rose]

How TF can he miss an empty net so many times? Wanker.

There was a YouTube video I watched a long, long time ago that was a compilation of extremely bad misses, roughly sorted in order with the worst for last. The final one was one where an attacking player broke through on a loose ball although the keeper beat him to it, but fumbled it and it kind of took a lucky ricochet resulting in the attacker being clean through on goal just a couple yards out, and almost equidistant between the posts. He skied his shot into the crossbar.

 

[Summer Rose]

Good road period.

 

[Shocker]

Well, my 5-0 prediction wasn't that off the mark, considering Brazil did have chances for that

 

[Summer Rose]

And if this isn’t exactly what happens it can only be match fixing

RIGGED!

 

[SeawaterOnIce]

Brazil looked so lazy or low energy in the 2nd half.

Should have scored a few more.

RIGGED!

Yep. Always rigged.

 

[GKJ]

Full time stays 3-0.

Good news for Morocco that Brazil didn’t score in the 2nd half

 

[Sweetnut]

There was a YouTube video I watched a long, long time ago that was a compilation of extremely bad misses, roughly sorted in order with the worst for last. The final one was one where an attacking player broke through on a loose ball although the keeper beat him to it, but fumbled it and it kind of took a lucky ricochet resulting in the attacker being clean through on goal just a couple yards out, and almost equidistant between the posts. He skied his shot into the crossbar.

 

[Summer Rose]

Brazil looked so lazy or low energy in the 2nd half.

Should have scored a few more.



Yep. Always rigged.

FIFA officials would make good sailors with all the rigging they do.

 

[koyvoo]

 

[Jack Straw]

There was a YouTube video I watched a long, long time ago that was a compilation of extremely bad misses, roughly sorted in order with the worst for last. The final one was one where an attacking player broke through on a loose ball although the keeper beat him to it, but fumbled it and it kind of took a lucky ricochet resulting in the attacker being clean through on goal just a couple yards out, and almost equidistant between the posts. He skied his shot into the crossbar.

Patrik Stefan says "hold my beer".

 

[Edmonton East]

This Brazil team isn't even top 10 in the world. Just a terribly dumb team with no cohesion....which is an odd thing to say about such an old lineup.

 

[Shocker]

There was a YouTube video I watched a long, long time ago that was a compilation of extremely bad misses, roughly sorted in order with the worst for last. The final one was one where an attacking player broke through on a loose ball although the keeper beat him to it, but fumbled it and it kind of took a lucky ricochet resulting in the attacker being clean through on goal just a couple yards out, and almost equidistant between the posts. He skied his shot into the crossbar.

I still remember as a kid, asking for a pass in pretty much 3 versus goalie and getting it, only for it to bounce randomly on that shitty field we were playing, hit my shin and i f***ing roof it way over the bar, like 2 meters away from the goal.

Was a tournament game too, but luckily we were already winning easily, which you can probably tell from that we had a f***ing 3 vs keeper, lmao.

 

[cgf]

The first time I saw this I had a hard time believing it was real. If I stood 10 yards in front of the goal and you let me throw the ball, I couldn't do it.

World class footballers are insane. Even a big bruising defender like Tah, in one of the recent practices that got filmed for the fans, he just randomly launches the ball 30ft+ straight up in the air and catches it on his foot without having to take a step, while waiting around for the coaches. What world class attackers can do with time & space is just unbelievable.

 

[koyvoo]

World class footballers are insane. Even a big bruising defender like Tah, in one of the recent practices that got filmed for the fans, he just randomly launches the ball 30ft+ straight up in the air and catches it on his foot without having to take a step, while waiting around for the coaches. What world class attackers can do with time & space is just unbelievable.

 

[Sweetnut]

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[Shocker]

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Pretty sure Barca stopped those demonstrations after for a while because how ass Dembele was, lmao.

 

[koyvoo]