World Cup: Group C: Brazil vs. Haiti, 6/19/2026

[Shocker]

Rumors say he's still rolling around the world, only stopping for his sisters birthday parties

 

[jcs0218]

Neymar being added to the team was silly.

He was 100% finished as a World Cup calibre player 3-4 years ago.

 

[Summer Rose]

Laissez les bons temps rouler!

 

[SeawaterOnIce]

Neumar was put on the roster to shut up Brazilian media. His contribution in this tiurnament will be to sit on the bench and showcase his jewelry and flashy hairstyles.

This is probably a game where you could have subbed him in once the score was 7-0.

Portugal played Ronaldo for a full 90 minutes

 

[Sweetnut]

Roly poly man bad.

 

[Karterthadon]

This is probably a game where you could have subbed him in once the score was 7-0.

Portugal played Ronaldo for a full 90 minutes

He's injured

 

[Summer Rose]

He's injured

... and? That's no excuse!

 

[SeawaterOnIce]

He's injured

Ugh. Should have brought Hulk.

 

[Sweetnut]

Haiti half time pep talk/tactics ritual.

 

[Summer Rose]

This is probably a game where you could have subbed him in once the score was 7-0.

Portugal played Ronaldo for a full 90 minutes

Just because he was on the pitch for the full 90 minutes doesn't mean he was "playing" for all of them.

 

[Live in the Now]

Neymar being added to the team was silly.

He was 100% finished as a World Cup calibre player 3-4 years ago.

He's a mascot, that's it

 

[Shocker]

He's a mascot, that's it

At least Brazil isn't playing their mascot for 90 minutes

 

[Summer Rose]

At least Brazil isn't playing their mascot for 90 minutes

Now I want to see the Philadelphia Flyers have to dress Gritty as their emergency backup goaltender.

 

[Sweetnut]

Now I want to see the Philadelphia Flyers have to dress Gritty as their emergency backup goaltender.

Minnesota Wild would like a chat with you...

 

[jcs0218]

Neymar apparently isn't in in Philadelphia for this game.

I saw Ronaldo and Ronaldinho in the stands though.

I don't think Ronaldo has another game left in him, but Ronaldinho might.

I remember reading a story about Ronaldinho playing in some prison league a few years ago while he was in prison for using fake passports, and he totally went off and dominated.

 

[Summer Rose]

Minnesota Wild would like a chat with you...

Nordy vs. Gritty as a goaltending matchup?

 

[Sweetnut]

Every time I see that Infantinoidiot I want to turn off the TV and go take a ****

 

[Shocker]

Every time I see that Infantinoidiot I want to turn off the TV and go take a ****

I get hungry and think about cracking an egg for some reason

 

[Sweetnut]

Nordy vs. Gritty as a goaltending matchup?

We already have two nordy goalies...

 

[Live in the Now]

I think Haiti's played way better than the score indicates.

 

[Sweetnut]

 

[Summer Rose]

Ping! But the flag was up.

 

[Sweetnut]

Great shot lol

 

[Sweetnut]

Nice goal. NOT!

 

[Summer Rose]

If there were no offside rule, Brazil would be up like 10-0 already.