GDT: [GM73] Canucks vs Stars | Thur. Mar 28th, 7:00pm | SNP | Big Game

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bandwagonesque

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Will pay for this.


In the heart of the NHL headquarters, Commissioner Buttman sat in his office, staring at the screen displaying the upcoming games. He tapped his fingers on the desk, a sinister grin spreading across his face. He was determined to increase revenue, no matter the cost.

Buttman called in his trusted associates, the Stripe Boys, a group of referees under his control. They entered the room, their striped jerseys gleaming under the office lights.

"Tonight's game is crucial," Buttman began. "We need to ensure the outcome favors the team with the largest fan base. We can't afford any mistakes."

The Stripe Boys nodded, understanding their mission. They were to manipulate penalties and calls in favor of the favored team, ensuring they had the best chance of winning.

As the game unfolded, the Stripe Boys went to work. They called phantom penalties on the opposing team, giving power plays to the favored team. The fans roared with excitement, unaware of the deception at play.

But one referee, Joey "Clean Ice" Malone, began to have doubts. He had joined the Stripe Boys to fulfill his dream of officiating in the NHL, but he never thought it would involve cheating.

During a crucial moment in the game, Joey made a bold decision. He called a penalty on the favored team, much to the dismay of Buttman watching from his office.

Furious, Buttman stormed out of his office and onto the ice, confronting Joey. "You've ruined everything!" Buttman shouted. "You're finished in this league."

But Joey stood his ground. "I won't be a part of your corruption anymore," he declared. "The fans deserve better."

The fans erupted into cheers as Joey skated off the ice, leaving Buttman and the Stripe Boys behind. The NHL would never be the same again, but the integrity of the game had been restored.
 

bandwagonesque

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As Commissioner Buttman seethed with anger, Joey "Clean Ice" Malone skated off the ice, his heart pounding with adrenaline. He wasn't just a referee; he was a private detective on a mission to uncover the truth behind a decades-old scandal involving Alan Eagleson, the former head of the NHL Players' Association.

Malone had been hired by Eagleson's family to prove his innocence in a case that had tarnished his legacy. Eagleson had been accused of embezzlement and fraud, but Malone believed there was more to the story.

As Malone met with Eagleson's family in a secluded location, he shared his findings. He had uncovered evidence that suggested Eagleson had been set up by a rival faction within the NHL, led by none other than Commissioner Buttman.

Eagleson's family was stunned. Could it be true that Buttman had orchestrated a conspiracy to frame Eagleson? They knew they had to act fast to clear his name.

Malone devised a plan to expose Buttman's corruption. He leaked information to the media, revealing Buttman's involvement with the Stripe Boys and the manipulation of game outcomes. The news sent shockwaves through the NHL, casting doubt on Buttman's integrity.

In a dramatic turn of events, Malone confronted Buttman during a press conference, presenting his evidence to the world. Buttman denied any wrongdoing, but the damage had been done.

As the truth came to light, Eagleson's name was cleared, and Buttman was forced to resign in disgrace. Malone had achieved his goal, but he knew his work was far from over.

As he skated off the ice, Malone reflected on the long road ahead. He had proven Eagleson's innocence, but there were still many mysteries to unravel in the world of professional hockey. He vowed to continue his work, seeking justice and truth wherever it may lead.
 

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As Commissioner Buttman seethed with anger, Joey "Clean Ice" Malone skated off the ice, his heart pounding with adrenaline. He wasn't just a referee; he was a private detective on a mission to uncover the truth behind a decades-old scandal involving Alan Eagleson, the former head of the NHL Players' Association.

Malone had been hired by Eagleson's family to prove his innocence in a case that had tarnished his legacy. Eagleson had been accused of embezzlement and fraud, but Malone believed there was more to the story.

As Malone met with Eagleson's family in a secluded location, he shared his findings. He had uncovered evidence that suggested Eagleson had been set up by a rival faction within the NHL, led by none other than Commissioner Buttman.

Eagleson's family was stunned. Could it be true that Buttman had orchestrated a conspiracy to frame Eagleson? They knew they had to act fast to clear his name.

Malone devised a plan to expose Buttman's corruption. He leaked information to the media, revealing Buttman's involvement with the Stripe Boys and the manipulation of game outcomes. The news sent shockwaves through the NHL, casting doubt on Buttman's integrity.

In a dramatic turn of events, Malone confronted Buttman during a press conference, presenting his evidence to the world. Buttman denied any wrongdoing, but the damage had been done.

As the truth came to light, Eagleson's name was cleared, and Buttman was forced to resign in disgrace. Malone had achieved his goal, but he knew his work was far from over.

As he skated off the ice, Malone reflected on the long road ahead. He had proven Eagleson's innocence, but there were still many mysteries to unravel in the world of professional hockey. He vowed to continue his work, seeking justice and truth wherever it may lead.
I wish then he dies we find out where he's buried piss cheapest Yankee beer we can buy on his grave f..k him
 

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As Commissioner Buttman seethed with anger, Joey "Clean Ice" Malone skated off the ice, his heart pounding with adrenaline. He wasn't just a referee; he was a private detective on a mission to uncover the truth behind a decades-old scandal involving Alan Eagleson, the former head of the NHL Players' Association.

Malone had been hired by Eagleson's family to prove his innocence in a case that had tarnished his legacy. Eagleson had been accused of embezzlement and fraud, but Malone believed there was more to the story.

As Malone met with Eagleson's family in a secluded location, he shared his findings. He had uncovered evidence that suggested Eagleson had been set up by a rival faction within the NHL, led by none other than Commissioner Buttman.

Eagleson's family was stunned. Could it be true that Buttman had orchestrated a conspiracy to frame Eagleson? They knew they had to act fast to clear his name.

Malone devised a plan to expose Buttman's corruption. He leaked information to the media, revealing Buttman's involvement with the Stripe Boys and the manipulation of game outcomes. The news sent shockwaves through the NHL, casting doubt on Buttman's integrity.

In a dramatic turn of events, Malone confronted Buttman during a press conference, presenting his evidence to the world. Buttman denied any wrongdoing, but the damage had been done.

As the truth came to light, Eagleson's name was cleared, and Buttman was forced to resign in disgrace. Malone had achieved his goal, but he knew his work was far from over.

As he skated off the ice, Malone reflected on the long road ahead. He had proven Eagleson's innocence, but there were still many mysteries to unravel in the world of professional hockey. He vowed to continue his work, seeking justice and truth wherever it may lead.
This NEEDS to be made into a major motion picture starring Paul Giamatti as Buttman and Nic Cage as Joey Malone.
 
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