Cool Dave - I get you think players want to come here. It’s cute.
You're the one comparing Ottawa to Siberia. And you want to talk about others being delusional. Nobody is pretending Ottawa is a top destination but there is a salary cap that limits players' options and Ottawa is a decent enough place to start a family.
They're millionaire athletes, Sweatred, they can afford to travel for fun if they want to go party 24/7.