GDT: Game 69: New York Rangers vs Calgary Flames. Rangers play at 8pm. Excuse me that’s 7pm on MSG

[Cmox]

This off-season is going to be all sorts of hilarious and frustrating

I know this board is going to be wacky this off season. Too much time with no Rangers hockey, roster building thread is going to be wild.

 

[Gordon Bombay]

You saw the women doing the sprinkler too?

LOL I did not. I was referring to the “slurping his lollipop” comment

 

[CasusBelli]

These intermissions are getting raunchy

What did I miss?

 

[Reijo29]

How can you look like this

 

[will1066]

Instead of doing the yelling himself, Lavi rolls in the TV and VCR and plays this clip:

 

[17futurecap]

Michelle Gingras with a panel of…women.

 

[SnowblindNYR]

The team as a whole feels like college seniors going through the motions waiting for the final to pass.

 

[FUZfan]

What's our magic number for being eliminated from the playoffs?

 

[TheGortonConspiracy]

Women’s empowerment night and this is how they play smh bunch of misogynists

 

[CasusBelli]

I don’t know how you can possibly keep Laviolette another day after a game like this.

Kreider, KAndre, Laf, Jones, Vaak, Parssinen can all go too.

Trocheck needs to eat less pasta this summer and work on his skating and puck handling.

Add Bread to the mix as well. Surely we can find an under-30 year old 30 goal player who bothers to show up every night and can produce in the playoffs. Especially at $11MM.

 

[CasusBelli]

What's our magic number for being eliminated from the playoffs?

Pi

 

[WhereO Is Kakko]

Vali “I expect them to win”
What do they pay him to say that

Oh wait

Nah. I think it’s more that he also said “This is it” - third period will make or break their playoff chances. He really truly has some weird faith in these guys.

 

[failure]

Rugged line.

 

[Bob Richards]

wait so we only have 2 shots from forwards

thats insane lmfao

 

[Profet]

I swear to god if they put Kreider and Zib back together I'm throwing shit.

 

[Clark Kellogg]

Was K’Andrea Miller skating away from the puck carrier?
WTH

 

[mike14]

I swear to god if they put Kreider and Zib back together I'm throwing shit.

You knew it was coming

 

[Oscar Lindberg]

These f***ers better win or lose in regulation. None of this loser point shit

 

[WhereO Is Kakko]

Pi

Lavi says “pie.”
(Credit - Tob.)

 

[Profet]

Mother f***er

 

[Cmox]

WHAT?! lol

 

[Profet]

Fire Lavi

 

[mike14]

Laf-Brodz-Carrick is possibly the most 'nothing' line of all time

 

[17futurecap]

Sam’s gift after the ceremony Saturday should be the day off.

 

[DanielBrassard]

How about skating up ice with speed instead of looking for a f***ing stretch pass