Game #65 KINGS @ OILERS, regulation WIN 4 - 2 !!!

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must be talking about the punch.

Shanaban: "are you sure you closed your fist?"
Nolan: "duh"
S: "did you hit where you were aiming?"
N: "not exactly but I got a pretty good result."
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S: on the scale of 1-10 how hard would you say you hit him?
N:....
S: So how is Gaborik working out?
 
Phone rings.
Shanny: Department of... is that you Jordan?
Nolan: Yes.
Shanny: In yesterdays game there was an incident... Can you give me your part of the story?
Nolan: I guess you have never retaliated when some scrub pushed NHLs best defensman into NHLs best goaltender or when a man grabbed you on your crotch, eh?
Shanny: But you...
Nolan (interrupts Shanny): I am disappoint. (HANGS UP THE PHONE... TUTUTUTUU)...
Shanny:
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Shanahan calls Lombardi.
S: Dean I am calling... It's a 1 game suspension. Ok?
DL: Science. You don't get coulombs, do you?
S: What science. But Dean, he sucker-punched him.
DL: Every army needs a couple of criminals.
S: But NHL...
DL: (INTERRUPTS)...it's all relative. You know Relativity theory?
S: Not really no, Dean.
DL: It's science. I can show you my spreadsheet.
S: (scared of Lombardis spreadsheets) quickly hangs up the phone.

Sends fax message ruling to LA Kings and to NHL.com.
 
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