Kinda on topic since were talking about how being offended has become an olympic event...
We had an incident at my daughter's U15 playoff game last week... as a team building event, the girls came to the rink early early and made signs on poster boards that we taped up on the glass.
Anyway, one of the signs read "watch your ankles, we might break them"
For anyone who is unfamiliar, that's a common term in sports where someone gets decked out so badly that they get their feet crossed up... think this:
Anyway, some Karen mom from the other team was giving one of our moms shit about the sign and said it was "offensive and violent". Since I was standing nearby and lack the ability to keep my mouth shut, I went over and nicely explained the meaning of the phrase and that we weren't talking about sledgehammers here
She responded that she was still offended, to which I replied "well, that's YOUR problem".
The sign stayed up (she took pictures and was going to send them somewhere to "report us") and I didn't end up in a scrap in the parking lot, so it was a good outcome. Plus our girls knocked them put of the playoffs that night lol