Post-Game Talk: Game 5

[NYR94]

I met my French model girlfriend on the internet and she said the same exact thing.
Gazelle, is this you?

 

[Captain Lindy]

I'm going to do everyone a favor here and frankly not watch these next two games unless the Rangers actually look like they're going to win. I honestly can't watch a 3-0 series blown lead. If it happens I'll sleep better at night knowing I didn't watch the NHL's equivalent of animals being tortured. But today I watched so here I am.

I'm glad I have a meeting to go to Thursday night so I have a good reason to keep my mind otherwise occupied.

 

[LeetchisGod]

I watched the Yankees blow a 3-0 lead. It doesn't bother me anymore.

They won the World Series five years later.

Your friend feels that way because the Sharks are dog ass.

It still bothers me and I might have another horrible memory to keep it company soon.

 

[Machinehead]

The Yankees had also won 4 championships in the previous years. And then won another after as you said.

The Rongos ? Not so much . This is pretty much our only chance

Yes, the league is going to fold after this season. Really sad news.

 

[Machinehead]

It still bothers me and I might have another horrible memory to keep it company soon.

Well, in that case...get over it. We won the World Series.

 

[SnowblindNYR]

I watched the Yankees blow a 3-0 lead. It doesn't bother me anymore.

They won the World Series five years later.

Your friend feels that way because the Sharks are dog ass.

And what are the Rangers? Since 1967 (trying to use the modern era and mitigate the effects of Montreal getting the best players in O6 days) we have as many championships as the Jets. This is a BAD losing franchise. I only watch them because my parents and I are immigrants and most immigrants move to New York, not Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

 

[will1066]

That's literally impossible.

23 such series have gone to game 7 and the team that initially went up 3-0 is 19-4 in game 7.

It's hard to lose four in a row.

The more times this gets repeated, the greater the chances it will happen. Manifest some abundance, y'all.

 

[Machinehead]

And what are the Rangers? Since 1967 (trying to use the modern era and mitigate the effects of Montreal getting the best players in O6 days) we have as many championships as the Jets. This is a BAD losing franchise. I only watch them because my parents and I are immigrants and most immigrants move to New York, not Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

So don't watch them.

I don't know what else to tell you. You're just miserable all the time.

 

[KirkAlbuquerque]

And what are the Rangers? Since 1967 (trying to use the modern era and mitigate the effects of Montreal getting the best players in O6 days) we have as many championships as the Jets. This is a BAD losing franchise. I only watch them because my parents and I are immigrants and most immigrants move to New York, not Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

Hey there’s a thriving Polish community in western PA

 

[SnowblindNYR]

Well, in that case...get over it. We won the World Series.

The Yankees are the Montreal Canadians if the Montreal Canadians had unlimited resources and no cap. It's not remotely the same. You're in your 30s so you might even remember part of the dynasty years. The Rangers are a punchline.

 

[Machinehead]

The more times this gets repeated, the greater the chances it will happen. Manifest some abundance, y'all.

I know how to manifest.

I think we're winning this series in 7.

 

[Machinehead]

The Yankees are the Montreal Canadians if the Montreal Canadians had unlimited resources and no cap. It's not remotely the same. You're in your 30s so you might even remember part of the dynasty years. The Rangers are a punchline.

If the Rangers lost this series and won the Cup in 2029, you would take it.

 

[Clark Kellogg]

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God, I hate autocorrect.

 

[mandiblesofdoom]

The more times this gets repeated, the greater the chances it will happen. Manifest some abundance, y'all.

They only have to lose two in a row now ... the fact that we had a 3-0 lead is not super relevant anymore. They should still win the series, but they gotta show some urgency.

 

[SnowblindNYR]

If the Rangers lost this series and won the Cup in 2029, you would take it.

Would I? I'll be 43 years old. I'll be more worried about my heart working properly.

 

[will1066]

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That's hot

They only have to lose two in a row now ... the fact that we had a 3-0 lead is not super relevant anymore. They should still win the series, but they gotta show some urgency.

Stop. You're frightening me.

 

[Machinehead]

Would I? I'll be 43 years old. I'll be more worried about my heart working properly.

At 43????

As opposed to what, being 38 now?

I got news for you, you're already cooked.

 

[SnowblindNYR]

So don't watch them.

I don't know what else to tell you. You're just miserable all the time.

Am, I? I actually started to believe after we went up 3-0. I was listening to sports radio and thinking I might get to witness something special for the first time in my life with the Rangers. Now I feel like a fool. Like a guy that loved a girl while she was f***ing his best friend the entire time.

 

[will1066]

I know how to manifest.

I think we're winning this series in 7.

Manifest destiny

 

[GoAwayPanarin]

Would I? I'll be 43 years old. I'll be more worried about my heart working properly.

At 43?!?

Wtf are you on the Jovo diet?

 

[Machinehead]

Am, I? I actually started to believe after we went up 3-0. I was listening to sports radio and thinking I might get to witness something special for the first time in my life with the Rangers. Now I feel like a fool. Like a guy that loved a girl while she was f***ing his best friend the entire time.

Don't get that up and don't get that down.

You're 43, you should know better.

 

[SnowblindNYR]

At 43????

As opposed to what, being 38 now?

I got news for you, you're already cooked.

I literally had a dream last night that I was 45 years old and woke up in terror.

 

[Machinehead]

I literally had a dream last night that I was 45 years old and woke up in terror.

Could be worse. The Rangers haven't won a playoff series since Jovanovski was born.

 

[will1066]

I literally had a dream last night that I was 45 years old and woke up in terror.

That was your prostate waking you

 

[Tob]

If this goes to a game 7, I may be forced to temporarily halt the embargo with @Machinehead and work together to improve our odds. I hope it doesn't come to that.