GDT: Game 46 - New York Rangers @ Anaheim Ducks, 8:30pm, MSG Probably

[Bob Richards]

but he does have 2 wives right? dont take this away from me

Anyone who doesn't believe in polygamy should BLOCK me this instant

Can't have this kind of negativity in my life

 

[LokiDog]

Levity is funny!

It's like the "Potvin Sucks" of this board.

It got old 25 years ago and everyone not doing it rolls their eyes so hard they die.

We need a new joke.

Fine - you heard it here first; he won’t cut his hair because he is actually in a lesbian relationship and his wife lovingly refers to him as the bearded lady.

 

[duhmetreE]

If it looks like a vegan and plays like a vegan....

 

[Tob]

I muted the TV so I didn't have to hear the ads anymore, but the mere act of seeing soup on TV has the stupid "Twice!" song playing in my head anyway.

im so sick of seeing the betting MSG trio with pidto and those two other guys on every rangers, islanders, and devils broadcast. Just give me the $500 bonus on a $5 deposit all day, none of those dorks selling betting as cool and hip.

 

[Machinehead]

Fine - you heard it here first; he won’t cut his hair because he is actually in a lesbian relationship and his wife loving refers to him as the bearded lady.

Not the direction I would have gone but it's something.

 

[LokiDog]

Anyone who doesn't believe in polygamy should BLOCK me this instant

Can't have this kind of negativity in my life

I don’t even know which of my wives birthed our son.

 

[DanielBrassard]

Fine - you heard it here first; he won’t cut his hair because he is actually in a lesbian relationship and his wife loving refers to him as the bearded lady.

This is more believable than him being vegan.

I need EdJovanovski to confirm this.

 

[effen]

Why would Colorado want him? And who are the Rangers replacing him with we have nobody.

They need a RW badly with Nuke going into the PA program. COL GM has scouted the last 3 NYR games. Kakko just came back.

Kakko is a donut who cares what he's replaced with.

 

[LokiDog]

If it looks like a vegan and plays like a vegan....

It’s a duck!

That’s why he won’t score tonight!

 

[Machinehead]

Anyone who doesn't believe in polygamy should BLOCK me this instant

Can't have this kind of negativity in my life

You're in charge of the jokes from now on.

 

[MrAlmost]

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Everyone knows it’s not actually funny. It’s just an “insider” way of calling him a p***y.

If I have kept up with the cultural lexicon and zeitgeist as much as I think, I don't think the prevailing idea around making fun of the diet of a guy is like calling them a p***y. It's closer to something else that is no longer socially acceptable, so things have shifted to find a sort of stand in.

 

[Killem Dafoe]

You're in charge of the jokes from now on.

You don't have that ability.

 

[Machinehead]

There's the f***ing Kelce's again.

 

[Machinehead]

You don't have that ability.

Who's gonna stop me?

 

[Oscar Lindberg]

Lord, a Sunday night stinker with the Ducks and this place falls into shambles

 

[Greg02]

im so sick of seeing the betting MSG trio with pidto and those two other guys on every rangers, islanders, and devils broadcast. Just give me the $500 bonus on a $5 deposit all day, none of those dorks selling betting as cool and hip.

They need to ban betting ads, honestly

 

[DanielBrassard]

I’m Mika zibanejads top guy. I’ll do it, I’ll go to bat for you Mika.

 

[Profet]

This team would play a rookie Gretzky on the fourth line with Bonino.

 

[Killem Dafoe]

Who's gonna stop me?

-31-

 

[Tob]

Any of these tropes is better than my running joke of Trocheck looking like Osama Bin Laden.

 

[turcotte8]

Who's gonna stop me?

@EdJovanovski 's drunk uncle, unless he's made up too.

 

[Profet]

Who's gonna stop me?

RAGTM

Take the power back!

 

[TGWL]

No lie. I thought I was hearing RKO. RKO. RKO during this Pantera commercial

 

[DialUp]

The point of the vegan thing is that he can flip flop back and forth from vegan to keto if he scores a PP goal. So we would need something like that. Bearded lesbian to...bearded straight guy doesn't flow right.

Why not:
Mike sucks: MIKA DOING ZUMBA AGAIN
Scores PP goal: Now he's back on Push Pull Legs!

 

[Machinehead]

@EdJovanovski 's drunk uncle, unless he's made up too.

He totally is.