GDT: Game 46 - New York Rangers @ Anaheim Ducks, 8:30pm, MSG Probably

[Shesterkybomb]

I get the joke, it just isn't funny. It never was.

Agreed

 

[WojtekWolski86]

If I watched Rangers hockey as much as Sam I'd be slurring my words as well.

 

[Machinehead]

they had young players that they gave actual roles and minutes

and defensemen who could move the puck, and pairings with compatible skill sets.

and an actually elite goalie

And Dan Girardi

 

[Kovalev27]

If vatrano gets a shot it’s going in

 

[Greg02]

...isn't Zibanejad not actually vegan?

 

[Machinehead]

If I watched Rangers hockey as much as Sam I'd be slurring my words as well.

These trips are tough at that age.

It's why all announcers go bald.

 

[Machinehead]

...isn't Zibanejad not actually vegan?

There's not even a rumor that he is. Literally, this board made it up.

 

[smoneil]

Yeah I had an l5s1 bulge and putting pants on became hell on earth

Lower back issues as well. The most effective way I've been able to explain it to doctors is that it feels like I'm a GI Joe who's rubber band is on its last days, haha.

 

[TheDirtyH]

And Dan Girardi

If we're talking o-zone play, we both know Danny G low-key ate

 

[Machinehead]

If we're talking o-zone play, we both know Danny G low-key ate

He was very good inside the blueline!

 

[Kovalev27]

Kakko should be part of a chychrun offer. Let’s just get it over with

 

[Shesterkybomb]

...isn't Zibanejad not actually vegan?

Shhh that takes away from the "joke"

 

[Filip Chytil]

That 3rd line woof

D-men pairings:

Thank you for the updated information. Based on the current Rangers defensemen roster, here are three defensive pairings:

1. First Defensive Pair:
   • Jacob Trouba
   • Adam Fox
2. Second Defensive Pair:
   • Ryan Lindgren
   • K'Andre Miller
3. Third Defensive Pair:
   • Zac Jones
   • Braden Schneider

Sitting out:

• Matthew Robertson
• Erik Gustafsson

These pairings are just suggestions, and coaches may make adjustments based on game situations, player performance, and other factors. It's advisable to check the latest news or the team's official sources for the most current information on the Rangers' defensive pairings.

 

[Profet]

There's not even a rumor that he is. Literally, this board made it up.

Mandela effect?

 

[RangerLifer]

I don’t think anyone has ever implied vegetables are bad.

I think (keyword, I’m not around much) the joke is that VEGANISM isn’t a great lifestyle for an athlete in an extremely physically demanding sport.

Like… conflating criticisms of his diet with the notion that we somehow believe vegetable are bad rather than we think having some f***ing iron in your diet is good is missing the entire meme, bruv.

I've heard people on the carnivore diet say vegetables are bad. LOL!

 

[effen]

Kakko should be part of a chychrun offer. Let’s just get it over with

I think he's going to Colorado.

 

[LokiDog]

Yes. You all have the right to be unfunny.

Everyone knows it’s not actually funny. It’s just an “insider” way of calling him a p***y.

 

[2014nyr]

I wonder sometimes if Mika is suffering from sciatica, because the lack of balance reminds me of when players I know have had lower back issues

he's always had a crazy legs style of skating where it can be hard to tell the difference between a guy in full flight and a guy who just caught a rut that's about to go toes up

 

[Breaded Fox]

If they give up a goal before this period ends I'm gonna lose my mind.

I mean, that was a clear crosscheck.

Perhaps

 

[DanielBrassard]

Kakko should be part of a chychrun offer. Let’s just get it over with

Sure. But the problem won’t be solved until Trouba goes.

 

[Bob Richards]

There's not even a rumor that he is. Literally, this board made it up.

Wait are you serious

this entire time it was just something this board manifested?

 

[RangerLifer]

If vatrano gets a shot it’s going in

He actually aims for the net, not the goaltender. Imagine that!

 

[Machinehead]

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Everyone knows it’s not actually funny. It’s just an “insider” way of calling him a p***y.

Then just do that! We need insider terms for that?

 

[Greg02]

Wait are you serious

this entire time it was just something this board manifested?

Yes it blew my mind when I learned this

 

[Tob]

Wait are you serious

this entire time it was just something this board manifested?

who would do such a thing? sick freaks