GDT: Game 34 - New York Rangers vs New Jersey Devils, 1:00 pm ET , MSG

[ReddestRum]

Welcome to New York sports everyone.

 

[CasusBelli]

I just want these numb nuts gone. I don't even care about value. Just f***ing get rid of them so I don't have to look at them and I can check out of this horse shit season for good.

I’m just so excited to see how many top-three picks we fumble over the next two decades.

 

[Captain Lindy]

This is one disgrace of a Borganization.

It's The Curse. It still lives.

 

[DialUp]

AFTER 2

 

[Machinehead]

I feel like the Devils' team building strategy is just "which of one these guys passes the best?" and then "which one of these guys skates the fastest?" and then they just take the best passer with above average speed.

Hockey is easy.

 

[Killem Dafoe]

It's basically because everyone's playing with someone different than yesterday except for Lafapanatrocious.

But I mean...any 5 of us would have better chances than the Rangers are getting right now.

 

[mike14]

haven't been able to watch much.. brand new baby.. Laf not showing any fire?

No fire and not much skill unfortunately

 

[Ruggs225]

In a sense, yes.

They built a team with very little talent on purpose.

that's not what I was told by many people here in June when I said we should trade alot of people. I was told we are the presidents trophy team and majorly talented....

 

[Maliks PlusMinus]

If only Drury was nicer to these guys.

Well, before he started being a dick these clowns won the president’s trophy

 

[Machinehead]

that's not what I was told by many people here in June when I said we should trade alot of people. I was told we are the presidents trophy team and majorly talented....

People gaslit themselves.

 

[Raspewtin]

I feel like the Devils' team building strategy is just "which of one these guys passes the best?" and then "which one of these guys skates the fastest?" and then they just take the best passer with above average speed.

Hockey is easy.

it's not easy when you have to twist yourself in knots to justify the Rangers chasing someone as f***ing garbage as Will Borgen for "years" instead of just, i don't know, getting players that aren't absolute shit

 

[CasusBelli]

Yes John. Penalties were punitive. And alliteration is awesome.

 

[Captain Monglobster]

I have never seen a PP give up so many odd man rushes in my life. This is legitimately embarrassing. Somebody needs to run Siegenthaler through the glass show some goddamn pride.

 

[Ruggs225]

I bet he has the actual worst contract in the league. Can't do anything with him without begging his mercy.

No, he was replaced by his $11.5m teammate for worst contract in the league. that one is going to age like a rotting fish in a hot car

 

[mike14]

I’m just so excited to see how many top-three picks we fumble over the next two decades.

We've had our top picks for the decade, it'll be the 6-10 range and over thinking things for us...

 

[Killem Dafoe]

I've been saying this for weeks. They fall down more in an average game than teams do in a month. Unless someone is sabotaging their skate blades, there's just no way.

Maybe we want Hagens that badly. Otherwise, I have no idea how this is happening.

 

[cheech70]

Dark Ages are upon us

 

[CasusBelli]

We've had our top picks for the decade, it'll be the 6-10 range and over thinking things for us...

We need more Lias. More Lias and Vitali actually.

 

[Ruggs225]

People gaslit themselves.

i might have farted a couple times but I have never lit them.

 

[Atax]

Well, before he started being a dick these clowns won the president’s trophy

Lol.

 

[will1066]

But I mean...any 5 of us would have better chances than the Rangers are getting right now.

We're pretty dysfunctional here too

 

[effen]

it's not easy when you have to twist yourself in knots to justify the Rangers chasing someone as f***ing garbage as Will Borgen for "years" instead of just, i don't know, getting players that aren't absolute shit

There's literally no difference between tracking Will Borgen for years (which people assume they don't do) and targeting Jon Kovacevic other than one team is bad so its stupid and one team is good so it's good scouting.

 

[CasusBelli]

If only Drury was nicer to these guys.

This is both ridiculous and spot on. Is it ridiculous how spot on it is? Or is the ridiculously spot on?

Either way … props.

 

[Killem Dafoe]

We're pretty dysfunctional here too

We'd f*** shit up though.

 

[KirkAlbuquerque]

A new coach won’t magically fix them but I can’t stand seeing Lav’s face anymore