Dear Hockey Gods:
I first off want to humbly thank you for our Stanley Cup run. Though I would have preferred a victory. Beggars can't be choosers, so I can't really complain. Especially since it has given me a ton of ammo to use against those dreaded Leaf fans.
Second, I'd like to thank you for allowing us to have the 1st overall pick from this past draft. It was a painful journey, but one I'm quite grateful for. Speaking of 1st round (top 5 picks). Just so you know, we (Habs fans) are willing to go through more pain for one more, just saying.
Third, due to the years and years of suffering my brothers, sisters and I have endured. I humbly ask for one more request. I'm not asking for another Cup run. Hell....oops I mean hmmm; I'm not even asking for a playoff spot. All I ask is we beat the Leafs easily, all season long. Yes, I know it's a lot to ask, and no I haven't been drinking. If you grant this request, I promise to be more like Beliveau. To be nicer to my fellow posters. Not to call them SOB's and not to ask if they've been dropped on their heads as children.
Amen