Bettman gives the hundreds of thousands of Oilers fans in Canada the finger who can’t watch the game tomorrow afternoon.
Doesn’t matter that Canada supplies the league with 1/3 of its revenue despite having only 7 of 32 teams. Just keep sending that smug elvish asshole our cash so he can create even more sunbelt teams in tax free states with revenue sharing.
The way the Oilers are playing it’s probably for the best to let the 17 Capitals fans watch on TV while we work up here tomorrow.
For those that care here are the probable lines for tomorrows loss:
Looks like we’re heading towards another 11-7 so Broberg can get his 4 minutes of ice time to show us why he is a failed draft pick.
First line from last year finally reunited.
Second line from last year finally reunited minus Yamo. In his place we have The Invisible Man.
Third line is garbage as long as Teflon McLoed is allowed to be on it and not eating popcorn in the press box. Most useless player on the Oilers right now.
Fourth line will be Janmark and Gagner with an overplayed 29 and 97 rotating in at C is my guess.
Fire all the D into the sun. Need a complete retool there. Even Ekholm has been drinking the Oilers water.
Skinner starts so an auto loss unless we score 14.
Of course I jest. I am going to remain positive.
We will only need 8.
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